Do you have a name?
Seven hundred years, finally, he asks.
And what do I call you?
I think you call me Sexy.
Only when we're alone!
We are alone.
Oh, come on then Sexy.
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I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name: The Doctor. These are my top operatives: the Legs, the Nose and Mrs. Robinson.
I hate you.
No, you don't.
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Fear me I have killed hundreds of time lords.
Fear me, I've killed all of them.
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There's always more, I could invent a new colour, save the dodo, join the Beatles, I've got a time machine, It's all still going on for me it never stops. Liz the First is still waiting in a glade to elope with me. I could help Rose Tyler with her homework I could go on all Jack's stag parties in one night.
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You'er like a nine year old trying to build a motorbike in his bedroom, and you never read the instructions.
I always read the instructions.
There's a sign on my front door, you've been walking past it for seven hundered years, what does it say?
Pull to open.
Yes and what do you do?
I push.
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The first time you ever touched my console you said-
I said you were the most beautiful thing that I had ever known.
Then you stole me and I stole you.
I borrowed you.
Borrowing implies the eventual intention to return the thing that was taken. What makes you think I would ever give you back?
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The first question. The question that must never be answered. Hidden in plain sight The question you have been running from all your life. Doctor Who?
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I'm being extremely clever up here and there is no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?
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A/N I wanted to make up for my lack of writing over the summer it's because I had homework due over the summer and getting ready for school is really crazy right now. I will try to update more often this year so sorry about that.
I would like it if you comment some new quotes that I can use in other parts so that this can go fast. Also one more thing is that I want to apology in case I use the same quote twice or multiple times. It's because I don't write this on the same device every time so I forget which quotes I have already used but I will try to get ahead of the game I try posting more.
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Doctor Who Quotes
RandomAll the funny and amazhang quotes that I could find from doctor who.