Deidara---------------Sister

I dislike the man

 I do not own Naruto!

So the man was a drunken fool I thought as I prepared to go on the mission. It was half an hour after our meeting of the bridge builder, I forget his name. I was preparing for the mission. I packed basic weapons like shuriken and some paper bombs. Huh, I wish I could use some clay but that would be to suspicious and I need to rely on other strengths. I wish I could see ani(1).

 I met my teem and we walked to the village gate, somebody was being an idiot as usual. I did not mind, I felt the same way. We were going out of the village, I have a higher chance of meeting my ani.

 We walked and I was silent, I was thinking of things to say to my ani from "I HATE YOU", to doing was Utau did in Shugo Chara (2), I was not going to kiss him like she did! I had passed a puddle but I did not think it was important at the time. 

 Suddenly two ninja with some wicked sharp rope thinks jumped out of the puddle and grabed Kakashi sensei. They pulled and ripped him apart, it looked surreal. All I could do was stare and try not to throw up or cry. I was not paying attention, I heard the sound of metal clashing, Sauske had just saved Bakaruto ( I gave him a nickname, so what, un!).

 I remebered the mission, Sakura got on one side of the drunk and I the other. Sakura was about to be attacked but Kakashi saved her? Yes he did, how could I doubt a high ranking ninja like him? I really am an idiot.

 I looked over to my teemates. Everyone looked normal but Sauske. He had the funniest face, in the gravity of it all i laughed in my mind, who would sculpt that and make it look like art?

 I then looked to the supposed remains of sensai and Naruto voiced my thoughts.

 "Huh, but he did-WHAT? Kakashi sensai used the replacement jutsu."

 He then save Bakaruto and gave us comments on our performance. Apparently Naruto froze up and the rest of us were very "smooth."

 Apparently Naruto was poisoned and he was moving around. I be he- this is a bad time for a joke, he actually could die. I do not care for him but I care for Hinata, if he died what would happen to her?

 Naruto did this epic act of fixing himself up, watch the anime to see it all in all of it's "glory". He needed help to stop the bleading so I walked up to bandaged it. (Do not get any ideas, I explained. It was for Hinata!) It was healing and smoking, so this was the power ani told me about.

 Before we did that we, well err, Kakashi interogated the old drunk and apperantly this mission was a way higher rank.

 We continued on our journey after that, will I ever get to see my ani?!

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(1) ani- japenese for older brother

(2) In Shugo Chara Utau once had a brother complex