Killerheart: Welcome to my book of-
Me: Hold it! Hold it! It's my book and I should be doing the intro!!!
Brightspirit: Don't forget that the fanfics involving them have the tag #gayaf.
Me: And now we have a cat!!! First a fusion, now a cat.
Luigi: God damnit, Mario!!!
Me: So many fandoms to screw up, so little time. Wouldn't you agree?
Weegee: WEEGEE!
Luigi: dafaq.
