Flowers [Seventeen - SoonHoon One Shot]

Flowers [Seventeen - SoonHoon]

okay listen

i'm sorry all of my (and by all i mean one thanks chloe ily) adoring fans, but i hit a major creative low.

and i'm just very lazy.

but here it is, the finished product of something that took way longer than it should have. i really hope it's okay.

"I told you I hated them, but did you listen to me? Nope."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just tend to your flowers."

"THAT I DIDN'T WANT."

Jihoon liked flowers. It didn't really come as a shock to Soonyoung, but it did at the exact same time because of his boyfriend's supposed "not adorable" personality. So, when Jihoon and he were walking one fine spring day and he dropped the news, he pretended to act surprised when Jihoon said "I like flowers," to spare his "masculinity".

"So," Soonyoung started, "what flowers do you like?"

Jihoon thought for a moment, "Anything except roses pretty much."

Soonyoung just nodded, "Why don't you like roses?"

"Because I feel like a cliché fanfiction character," Jihoon stated simply, "and believe me babe, I'm not cliché."

Soonyoung looked down at him confused, "What's 'fanfiction'?"

Jihoon blushed and looked down like a cliché fanfiction character, "Don't worry about it."

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When November 22nd finally rolled around, Hoshi couldn't be more ecstatic. Now he can get his boyfriend flowers to compromise his already small "masculinity". Yay!

However, because this is Soonyoung, he's bound to royally fuck up his plan to make Jihoon feel less masculine than he already does.

"He said he liked roses," Soonyoung mumbled as he browsed a website that delivers flowers within the hour, "right? Or was it that he hated them?" The clock-eyed boy (ha get it 10:10 wow i'm lame) sighed. Why did relationships have to be so involving? Regardless of these troubling thoughts, he decided he would make Jihoon's birthday special - mainly because he's a lazy twat that doesn't do anything nice any other time. So, as soon as the shorter left to his studio, he immediately hopped on his phone to order where he made mistake number one; he ordered roses. He made mistake number two when he didn't check how much he was ordering, and ordered 1,000 bunches of ten instead of one (damn the buttons for being so close together), resulting in 10,000 flower in total. Since this is still Hoshi we're talking about, he didn't think about either of these things and clicked "ship to door!" and now had 10,000 roses on the way to his apartment.

Around an hour or so after these mistakes and a dinner plan was started (which was bound to fail), the sharp ringing of the doorbell cut Soonyoung out of his "dinner trance" and he promptly skipped to the door to get the flowers. When he opened the door however, he was face to face with a collarbone covered by a shirt. He blinked twice then lifted his head to see a bored employee looking at him. He had a cap covering a blue mop of hair and judgmental eyes staring right into Soonyoung's soul.

"Mr. Kwon Soonyoung?" Ah, the tree speaks!

"Yes?" Said man asked nervously.

"I brought your..." The man - Mingyu, according to his name tag - paused and looked at Soonyoung with even more judgement then before, "I brought your 10,000 roses. It'll be 278,462 Won, sir."