"What are these big ass trees."
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(Y/n) pov
I've been walking for 5 and a half hours. Basically here's how it goes, if I don't move and be a lazy ass, I'm going to be titan food. Well let me show you a little bit of my reaction when I magically arrived here.
Pretty stupid, I know.
~~~Into the realm of time travel~~~
"Oh my God, where the fuck am I ?"
Suddenly it hit me, I was in ...
ATTACK ON TITAN!!!!
I was panicking and squealing at the same time.
First of all, I was panicking because, what if titans find me and make me their dinner . Then After a few minutes I finally used my fucked up brain and think, after a hour of pointless thinking, I suddenly started squealing,
"Why the fuck am I only thinking about the shitty possibilities. There might be a chance for me to meet my favourite characters, YASS!!!!!!."
After I screamed, I immediately put my hands over my mouth.
" Damn it I always fuck things up.", I muttered.
And this is my long story short...
~~~Time skip~~~~~
Thank heavens, I finally found the scout regiment...
Nope, I found a house and their seems there is someone living in it. Welp seems I have to kill them. I know I'm a sadistic bitch.😇
I crouched and silently navigated my way through the back Door. Once I made it inside the house, I hid behind the curtains and waited paitiently for the owner.
After another 5 damn hours of waiting for his lazy ass, he finally came near close the curtain, I waited for the nice opportunity and when he was facing the opposite direction of me, I jumped out of my hiding place and stabbed him repeatedly on the heart. I seriously needed to laugh because if not I'll lose my insanity.
After the killing spree, well not spree cause I only killed one person. Basically after all the bullshit or whatever, I started to clean cause cleaning is life, well only for me, and my OCD is seriously high, you do not want me to see any kind of dirt or else, my inner Satan shall be released. You hate me now?, good.
After all the cleaning, I had to go out the safety of the house to find and chop some good old wood for me to make a fire so I won't freeze to death. And after all the things I had to do was done and it was nighttime, I showered, change my clothes to sleepwear then plop my face to bed.
~~~~DAY 2 ~~~~~~~
Day 2, time to scavenge the forest and to find some useful shit.
But first things first, we always do the new daily routine: shower, change clothes, eat, clean, then find and chop wood. I know busy routine right?, that's what I thought.
After the all the shitty routines...
TIME TO FUCKING SCAVENGE BITCHES!
Ok, ok seriously, time to scavenge.
~~~Time skip~~
It has been 7 hours and I finally faced you Darth Vader...
Nope, finally 7 hours and at last I found some 3dmg. On the outside, I stayed calm and collected but in the inside, I was like a fucking insane fan girl, ready to kill just to get that broken contraption.
After my little brain talk, I started to grab the 3dmg like there was no tomorrow and claim it for myself, 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
I ain't sharing it cause I'm a selfish bitch.😏
When I arrived home, I immediately grab a chair while still holding my very own 3dmg. and went to the basement to fix my new found treasure.
~~~|time skip to 6 hours|~~~~~
I was cold, hungry, and was sleepy, I sacrificed one whole damn day for this and it was totally worth it...
" OH MY GOD! THIS IS TOTALLY INCREDIBLE, I GET TO USE THIS AND KILL SOME TITANS, YASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
But first we shall sleep even though it's morning.
~~~|After boring hours of cleaning and sleeping|~~~~~
It was finally morning , can't believe that I slept for 28 hours an that means I have to make-up all the shit that I missed and work my ass. Well that's what they say, "Everyday has a new start." And I think that my day has started of as a hideous start.
Work, work, work...
That shitty word, that from now on, I must get used to. Still working and working until...
"I'm finally done, I'm finally fucking done, yess, wait if I'm done, it finally means that I could train and use the 3dmg?"
"Yessssss, yessssss, yessssss, YES!"
I know I'm a crazy idiot. Don't judge me.
So long story short, I was now soaring the air with my very own 3dmg. If you want to know how it goes here it is
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"Ok, so I guess I have to hook myself up to test my balance."
After I said that sentence, I released the hooks that were begging to break free from the contraption. And what I saw from myself, impressed me... I was awesome in this. I started to do a backflip and a couple of tricks and when I was satisfied, I unhooked myself and then started soaring through the sky, it was so magical, like I was a bird that could soar through the sky and look down below where you could see the beautiful creation of nature.
Eventually , I began to become more arrogant and find and kill some titans.
This probably wasn't a good idea, cause when I found a Titan, a person killed it and of course, the person who killed it is part of the survey corps...
Great, so fucking great, damn my life.
I was about to be seen by the soldier but I quickly but quietly hid behind a tree before he/she could see me. The soldier seems to be more than an idiot cause he started looking around and that means he/she saw me, for a second.
Then he called out, " Whoever is hiding out there show yourself you fucking brat!", the supposed to be man said., I think, the only way that I came up to the conclusion that he was a male, was because of his deep and sharp voice.
"I said show yourself!", he he yelled again.
As soon as he yelled I finally realized who he is...
It was CAPTAIN SHORTY ACKERMAN,... I MEAN CAPTAIN LEVI ACKERMAN!!!!, ignore what I said at first and don't tell anybody. Cause if you do, he'll hear of this and immediately punish and beat me to a pulp.
Out of pure panic, I shifted then frantically escaped with only small bits of gas left.
"SAYONARA!!!!!"
|Levi pov|
I didn't know why the fuck I was shouting for a person to reveal themselves cause first of all, no one can survive outside the walls for even a day. And second of all, titans devoured any human being outside the walls.
My speculations were proven wrong when I herd someone shift and frantically escaped with their 3dmg gear and ran away, at first I thought it was just a shitty cadet but when I looked closer the person was wearing a black hood. Out in instinct I suddenly chased them, the person looked back at me then faced the opposite direction again and speed up.
To be honest, this person was hard to chase, they had speed and agility, I'll give them that.
I know I'm humanity's strongest soldier, that's what people called me, and I must and I was saying MUST capture her no matter what but she's an exception she's a tough match. And reason why I knew that she was a woman... her body shape, simple. Don't call me a pervert, I just doing this for the sake of me to capture her. I slightly blush at the thought...
God, what the fuck is wrong with you Levi, you need more sleep!!
After a few minutes of turning, chasing and other shit we finally passed my squad and once I saw them, I quickly ordered, "Capture her!!!"
When I said that, they immediately followed my command and also chased her. Although how many we are it was still useless, she was to fast.
But then the unexpected happened, she fell to the ground with a loud thud. At first I thought she was tired and needed a break. But I was completely wrong when she immediately stood up and was ready to fly again but the only thing that came out from her 3dmg was small puffs of smoke. Well guess she lost gas, you are a not great fortune teller Levi..
Then I quickly knocked her out in able to prevent her from doing anything harmful to the corps.
|(Y/n) pov|
After he knocked me out, I finally saw myself floating in the void of darkness...
(A/n):
This chapter was originally not my idea but @shadowhunter5533's, she gave me this idea so she receives all credit. SAYONARA!!!
I edited this because there were so many mistakes. So yeah, hope you don't mind.
