So, Yeah... Zombies?

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What are you supposed to do when for some strange reason a group of people get it in their head that you are gay?

I have a boyfriend... everyone knows that we have sex. So what makes them say that?

Normally, shit like this would not bother me. But-

I was about to go on a rant about how a person's sexuality is their business but I am watching, "Doc of the dead." Its pretty funny.

Zombies. I use to be so afraid of those basturds. They would haunt my nightmares. Not the boring old timey zombies. The new shit. The kind of zombies you see in "28 Days later," 28 months later," World war Z," and "Dawn of the Dead." Oh! "Resident Evil." All of those

movies were the shit.

Have you thought about what you do in a zombie apocalypse? Some people think that they will be like some hero and kill all the zombies.Me, I would be a little pussy. I would probably steal My dad's truck and run to my boyfriend like the little girl I am.  I would like to think that I would live. I might raid a store. Take all the candy and junk food. Maybe a few bottles of water. But no. I would probably not live unless I can make it to my boyfriend's house. He will shoot them for me.

I get scared playing zombie mode in Call of Duty. I especially get scares playing Zombie Land.

It is weird to me that I am afraid of zombies. Because that is the only thing that really get to me.

One thing zombie that I can watch is "Walking Dead." That show, I think, is the best show anyone has ever made. I still jump a little when a zombie pops up behind a corner and when everyone is about to die because some dumb fuck decided they were going try to take over an occupied prison.

So, the tv. is talking about slow zombie vs. fast zombie. To me, slow zombie sucks. I can handle that. But if that fucker starts sprinting at me. I am out. I can't take it anymore.

Wait... What the fuck?!? Zombie porn? That is a thing? That is a little much... How... Why... I am not sure what to even think about that. I like zombies, they scare me. Why would I want to have sex with one? Or watch someone have sex with one.

That's my thoughts one zombies. comment what you would do during a zombie apocalypse. What weapons would you use? Where would you go? Are you going to be a pussy like me?

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