Blonds Have More Fun by EroSlackerMicha

1

Chapter 1

BEEP…BEEP…BEEP…BEEP…

"Mmm…Honey turn off the alarm." Ino groaned and rolled over to snuggle into her husband to drift off to sleep once more.

Wait, that isn't the chime alarm Naruto got me for our anniversary. Ino's blue eyes snapped open seconds before she rolled out of bed and landed with a THUMPon the floor.

"OW!" Ino winced as she rubbed her posterior and reached out and slapped the alarm to silence.

Looking around she realized she was in her room…a room she hadn't lived in since after she made Chunin.

"It worked." She muttered in shock. "Damn fur ball was telling the truth." She said standing up and dropping her blanket back on her bed. She frowned. Gah, I'm alone. I haven't been alone in years in bed.

She looked around trying to figure out when she was, when there was a knock on the door.

"Ino dear, are you alright?" her mother's worried voice came thru the door.

"Yeah mom." Ino said trying to keep herself from rushing out the door and hugging her mother. Her parents had died when an Oto suicide bomber had entered their home and tried to get Ino. All because that stuck up bastard wanted to piss Naruto off and get him to come out and fight.

"I'm fine, just rolled out of bed trying to get the alarm and got tangled in the sheets." Ino said.

"Alright dear. Remember, you have your final Genin Exam today."

Ino swallowed the lump in her throat. "Thanks mom." She called out and after hearing her mother's footsteps retreat back downstairs, Ino was in motion grabbing clothes and getting dressed.

I need to see him. I… she stopped mid-wrapping of her legs. He won't be my Naruto. We aren't even friends yet.

Ino let the tears fall at this thought. I won't let it turn out like it did. I promise, Naruto, you won't be alone any more. She thought as she increased her speed and soon was rushing down the stairs and past the kitchen.

"Ino honey…breakfast…" her mother called out.

"Not right now mom, I got to meet a friend before school. We'll get something on the way, love you bye." And she was out the door. Her parents shared a look over the kitchen table.

"Another diet?" Inoichi asked sipping his tea.

"Not that I know of." His wife said looking at the toast and fruit slices her daughter ate in the morning after yelling about how she was trying to keep her figure.

"I don't like it when she does it for that Uchiha boy." Inoichi said.

"It's a phase dear. Remember when I was her age? I thought I would be with Wataru Inuzuka."

Inoichi snorted. The old hound, rest his soul was a player in the day. "Yeah, but he had three kids with Tsume…"

"And they were a better match." His wife Izumi said. "Besides I do enjoy a man that can plant a proper garden and not treat it like he was digging for bones."

Both Yamanaka adults laughed.

"Ino will be fine dear." She said. "I'm sure she'll find a nice boy that will treat her properly."

Inoichi snorted. "I'd rather she would hook up with either a Nara or an Akamichi." He muttered only to get brained by flying toast from his wife who scowled. "Ino will love who she loves. And if I find out you pushed her towards someone…YOU will be sleeping in the garden…during the cold season."