Author adventure : banging the loud house girls except rita

chapter 15 : a couple arrives

Imanol Pov : It was the next day I was walking down stairs to see a whole lot of chaos everyone was fighting for cereal as I just grab some coffee beans and walk back upstairs to listen to some music and grab a pan and a bucket and fire supplies to make my self some scrambled eggs I cook the eggs and serve them on a plate I then pullout ( I won't when I'm fucking Lori #spoileralert #foreshadowing ) A coffee machine and brew myself a cup and chill and relax until Lincoln and his sister's see me I then tell them "you got think smarter to take a long time just to get breakfast I'm ahead of my time."

"Yea, but you could of burn the house down." Lisa tells me

"Yea but the close's thing hear that is wood is my dick." I respond ( wow, great response am i  right )

We then hear a fire truck going near Royal Woods Elementary School, Royal Woods Middle School, and Royal Woods High School. We rush down the stairs to see the news and the schools of burnt down "so, I guess we're going to learn from Lisa." I say trying to joke about the situation

5 hours go by

Luan Pov : I get a text from Oliver and it says "would like to go on a date with me?"

I respond quickly saying "sure, where at?"

"Olive Garden." Oliver says

"Ok, I'll be there in 15-30 minutes." I respond

I walk out of my room and walk out the door before Imanol stops me and says "I've been expecting you."

"How do you know I'm going on a date with Oliver." I ask

"Really, it's so easy to tell he was always sitting next to you when we went camping and there are 11 other kids in this house someone's going to find out eventually." He responds

"I guess that's true." I say

"Hey, your secret is save with me." He says as he pounds his chest three times

After the date

Imanol Pov : I was watching tv with my boy Lincoln and the girls until the door opens and Oliver and Luan come in and say "we're dating."

"I also won the lottery and we we're going to scary you guys by throwing firecrackers." Oliver says

I then ask "can i see your ticket real quick Oliver?" I ask

"Sure." he says

I then look at the back of the ticket I then read out loud in bold slanted print "this is a fake lottery ticket DO NOT CASH IN.''

I then ask "how did you not see this coming from the prankster of the group of loud's."

"How would you fall for that after I told YOU I was the prankster unlike you Imanol gets me." Luan says

"Alright, we should set the ground rules of dating here." Lori says

I then say "Luan and Oliver do whatever you want Lori keeps the condoms in the bathroom if you are M ( if there is a medium size in condoms I've never used one that's probably because I'm 11 ) like Bobby haha."

"Make sure you do it in the bathroom or in Luan's bed, capiche." Lynn says

To be continued