Our Little Thing

Three

"Hello?"

"Ms. I. Now. Know. Billius?"

"I need a new name"

"How about we use your real name?"

"Not happening"

"Guh. Fine"

"I need my pick-me-up"

"Why is it a pick-me-up now?"

"Because I need picking up right now"

"Everything okay?"

"Yep"

"Sure?"

"Peachy sure"

"Right. Your 'pick-me-up' is on the way"

"Okay. Thanks. Bye"

"No-wait!"

"Yes?"

"No sarcasm today?"

"Really not in the mood"

"Okay. And I got you a new name"

"Let's hear it"

"Ms. Need-A-Pick-Me-Up"

"Not very original"

"I know. I'm working on it"

"Glad to know. Maybe one day you'll come up with a name worthy of my personality"

"And there is that sarcasm I've been looking for"

*laughs* "You triggered it"

"Glad to know"

"You know what? Maybe one day I'll actually come and get my coffee in person"

"I highly doubt the possibility of that day coming anytime soon"

"Why?"

"You're too much of a hermit to abandon your shell"

"Good God"

"God is Good"

"Just send my regular, please"

"A Cappuccino and a bagel, yes?"

"Yeah" 

"A cranberry bagel?"

"Yes. A cranberry bagel"

*laughs* "You got it"

*~DIAL TONE~*