thought i'd be nice and publish two things tonight. good night !!!
cleo
my mom set me up for a blinde date tonight? with her co workers son? smh
jc
oh shit same?
cleo
if it's you-
jc
my mom doesn't know your mom crazy
cleo
you never know
jc
her name is lia i think
cleo
good outfit? yes? no?
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jc
if he doesn't wife you up-
cleo
smdndkd
cleo
my mom told me her co workers kid is named sebastian
cleo
oh shit i found his instagram
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jc
what's up w/ his face
cleo
don't be mean!
jc
he looks like a tool
cleo
jc stop dndndnsjbdf
jc
dude like literally his jawline is fucking weird
cleo
JUSTISDM STOP ILL BLOCKS YPU
cleo
he'll be here in 10 minutes s i g h
cleo
jk he's here now. i'll talk to you later
jc
the safe word is flamingo
cleo
BRYCE SAID THE SAME THING
jc
I LIKE BRYCE
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cleo
lowk thinking about going to the bathroom and jumping out the window
cleo
he wONT STOP TALKING ABOUT H I M S E L F
cleo
i get it, you won 784828 soccer trophies and you only like 2000's r&b
jc
flamingo
jc
flamingo
cleo
yes hello, it's ur trusty safe word hotline how may i help you
jc
i jUST DID SOMETHING SO BAD
jc
lIKE MAJOR BAD
cleo
couldn't have been that bad
jc
"tonight was fun jc!" she kissed me on the cheek
jc
"it sure was cleo!"
cleo
YOU SAKF MY NAME
cleo
JUSTSKDB
jc
SHE SLAPPED ME AND LEFT THE RESTAURANT
cleo
sebastian has been in the bathroom for like 10 minutes,,, idk if he's shitting it what
cleo
haha you got slapped
cleo
hE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW
cleo
wait jk he's back
cleo
i paid for the meal,,, he left his wallet at work
cleo
i hurt his ego
cleo
i'm laughing so hard rn he's dead ass pouting in the car
jc
now we know it's not just his jaw line that's fucked up
