My, my! What do we have here?
Suspended from the guardians? tut tut...
You shoud've known what you were doing was bad!
Oh, you don't remember what you did wrong? Well then lets take a small trip down memory lane now, shall we?Aries: Well, let's see, first you punched an elf for giving you a raisin-oatmeal cookie instead of chocolate chip, then you angered one of the Yeti's by "accidently" stepping on his foot, and last, but not least, you called Bunnymund an "Ol' wombat." Which upset him a lot, like, a lot a lot, you're just lucky that North let you off easy.
Taurus: What the hell were you thinking when you stole Jack's staff? Like, only he can use it, what was the point?
If you ask me, you were begging to get an arse whooping.Gemini: You stole a tooth case from The Tooth Palace, if I remember correctly, it was something about your memories? Anyways, you were a bit truamatized by what happened in your "Tragic Backstory" and Tooth let you have a day off. Almost zero action.
Cancer: You wanted to bake some cookies, as a sign of appreciation, now, you either never baked before or you're just naturally terrible at it but you burned down the kitchen. That caused the guardians to say that, well... They had enough of your aprecciation for the day, or week, or even month.
Leo: Even I'm surprised about this, I mean, you brought a Unicorn to the North Pole, and apperantly there's some sorta secret organization to keep creatures like them safe and protected, sooooo.....
You were basically caught by the spirit police, for stealing a Unicorn and endangering two Manticores, almost injuring a Phoenix and almost burning a Mermaid.
Just to get to a Unicorn.Virgo: You were hanging out with the enemy, WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU THINKING?!? "HANGING OUT" WITH PITCH BLACK AND NOT EVEN CARING IF HE WAS TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OFF OF YA, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM, HE CAN'T FEEL LOVE!!!
Libra: Apperantly, you were hooked on the feeling and thought of using North's snowglobes to travel to other places and you took a bunch of them, and used them to your own benefit. Sigh...
Honestly, I thought you'd be more mature than that.Scorpius: You brought a little kid to the North Pole, now, Normally this would'nt be a problem, seeing as how Jack brings Jamie and his friends often around Christmas.
But this kid? Oh no, he was the worst! Not only is he on the naughty list, he's also one of the most naughty people in the entire world, rivaling only Jack Frost himself.
He was everywhere. Nowhere was safe, he would scare the elves, destroy the toys the Yeti's worked so hard in making, steal Jack's staff, multiple times might I add, and he harrassed Tooth! This kid was a certified monster, of course, you knew that already, did'nt ya? Whether you though you could change him or you just wanted to cause some trouble, no one really knows. After North gave him a really fast ride on the sleigh and Sandy put him to bed, you were suspended.Sagittarius: You tried to install WIFI into the globe. Ended up causing a power outage.
For once, just once... Can you not think about reading fanfiction? Just this once?Capricorn: While visiting Tooth's place you saw some of her fairy workers and decided to start a game of tag, now this was harmless enough, but playing with them was'nt the problem, it was the fact that you made them delay their tooth and coin deliveries.
Tooth was not very happy about that.Aquarius: Two words. Pet. Dragon.
Pisces: No one really knows what you did, but apperantly it was enough to make even Sandy mad at you.
He made you sleep for a week as punishment, now I know you loooove to sleep, right? Well, in that single week, you missed about three, very important episodes of your fave show, missed the opening night for a play and your favorite bakery ran out of their limited edition special desert!
Not a very good nap, eh?
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Rise Of The Guardians Zodiacs
De TodoThe first ROTG Zodiac book. Decided to make this for the fun of it, and not to mention the fact that I really love this movie! This will contain characters from the books and the movie, if you are not familiar with them, I suggest you read the books...