-Mother, I've broken a bone.
It's okay, you're going to heal.
-Mother, I've broken a rule.
Are you out of your mind do you want to be in a house arrest the rest of your life?!
-Mother, I've got an A- in a math quiz.
It's your only obligation to get good grades, you want me to give you a cookie or somethig?
-Mother, I failed this semester because of some idi-.
Are you a complete idiot?! Why don't you do anything right?
-Mother, I have done everything that you asked me to.
It was your obligation, why are you even telling me this?
-Mother, dinner was delicious. I'll leave you my plate i-.
Don't you have both hands to clean up after yourself? I swear you're completely useless sometimes!
How come children do everything they're parents ask with no hesitation and still be so conflicted the parents with their children. We try! We breath! And when we stop breathing, you parental assholes ask what the fuck you did wrong. Well guess what bitches? EVERYTHING!
