Danfield One Shots // Dan x Garfield

Rip Phan

Garfield knows that Dan and Phil have been close friends for a long time but he still can't trust it.
"Dan, are you and Phil fucking?" Garfield asks. Dan spits out his tropical fizzy drink and stares at his jealous boyfriend. "Baby!!! I would never fuck that alien lookin bitchass when I have you and your giant kitty cock!" Dan pleads, "I love you too much to jeopardize our love!"
Garfield cries, he loves Dan so much but he knows that Phil is trying to fuck and he doesn't trust him.
"Dan, I want you to stop hanging out with Phil, I don't care if he's your business partner, I'm not comfortable with you guys constantly being together." Dan freaked out, he wanted to make his boyfriend happy but how would he make money on YouTube without exploiting a speculated gay relationship, and then it hit him. Why not exploit his actual relationship!

-the next day-
"Phil I need to tell you something, I can't be your friend anymore and I'm taking over the gaming channel." Dan confesses to Phil over the phone, "Pack your shit and leave forever."
"But Dan-" Phil is cut off.
"Bye bitch." Garfield interrupts and hangs up the phone.

-one month later-

"We've done it. Garfield and I are the power couple of YouTube and we have taken LGBT YouTube by storm!" Dan boasts to his friend PJ.
Dan and Garfield now have made the boyfriend tag, the chapstick challenge, no arms challenge, and how to kiss videos. They also now have GarfieldAndDangames where they only play Scrabble and pur at each other for an uncomfortable amounts of time.

It's the end of amazingphil and phan. The world is at peace.