THE LOT OF THEM ⚡️ next gen *discontinued*

56 ; phone call

teds 💘
teddy | victoire

"teddy, i have something to confess."

"and what might that be? le gasp! you might be breaking up with me? *chuckles*"

"please be serious. this is really hard to talk about."

"spit it out, by god, vic. it can't be that hard."

"teddy, i..."

"just know i never wanted any of this to happen, alright?"

"okayyyyy. why are you making this sound so serious? c'mon vic, it's not as if there's a huge war looming over our heads and you've been instructed to assassinate the ones you love since you secretly work for the other side!"

"..."

"wait, that's actually true?"

"no! by god. teddy, i...i, i cheated on you."

"..."

"teddy please say something, anything. scream at me if you want. just please please please say something."

"when did this happen?"

"i have no idea. about two weeks ago or so. i'm such an idiot, i'm so sorry. i just went to a bar after our huge fight about moving to ireland and i had too many drinks and i don't really remember much afterwards."

"and you waited two weeks to tell me this."

"i'm sorry teddy! it's not exactly the easiest thin to say, yknow! oh hey teddy, good morning dear. by the way, i cheated on you."

"what hotel was this?"

"really teddy! out of all the questions, this is one you ask?"

"well what would you like me to do? it's almost as if you're mad at me for not being mad at you! just answer the question, merlin."

"fine. the runnymede on thames. why are you so interested in this anyways?"

"*laughter* i know you cheated on me vic—"

"WHAT? how?"

"—because i was the one that you cheated on with. i had woken up with a killer headache, so without turning to see who i cheated on, i ran to the bathroom. you just confirmed what i knew, by answering the exact date and place. plus, the room service bill had your credit card number on it."

"so you didn't think to tell me either?"

"i'm sorry teddy! it's not exactly the easiest thin to say, yknow! oh hey teddy, good morning dear. by the way, i cheated on you. was that not what you told me a few seconds ago?"

"oh shut your big filthy mouth."

"unbelievable, truly unbelievable. you're the one who cheated on me and now you're telling me to shut my mouth."

"you cheated on me as well."

"touché."

"sod off, you big fat loser. i'm hanging up now."

"wait—"

"*line cuts off*"

"—i just wanted to know whether you'd accept my proposal..."

also guys, i started an advice column from hermione so can you please ask questions? it was linda a spur of the moment thing and i might delete it but i found the perfect picture on tumblr and i was like, why not, yknow?