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The Afterlife of Chastity

THE AFTERLIFE OF CHASTITY

 

Etna gave Rina a very monotonous look, “You called me up last night to tell me this?”

"Did you just say you was working in a fairy sweatshop," summarized Leodie, "and got rescued by three angels and a prophetic cat?"

"I’m not surprised," said Etna, "because that is exactly the kind of dream that you would dream up. But I am disappointed that you called me up just to tell me that."

"Was there a hypothesizing chicken there too?" The black boy snorted.

"KFC's down the street Leodie," Etna retorted.

Two things made school delightful, Etna and Japanese club. Leodie and other friends in some respect. Everything else was pretty much dreadful. Despite being a hallway flooded with a condensed soup of hostages on their way to class the trio’s motions were greasy enough to slick through the great saturation. Rina herself breaking away from her friends to address them while she walked backward, “What kind of dream have I dreamed of that was like this? This is something completely out of my dreaming capacity!”

“What am I gonna do with you?” Asked Etna, “Could you, like, stop walking backwards and walk with us?”

“You’re not mad at me for calling you last night, are you?” Asked Rina.

“I don’t know, I thought you had done something juicy last night, but you were just dry in a dream. I was rooting for you when I saw you kiss Steph yesterd—”

“Aaahh!” Rina broke away and frantically swung into a classroom, then back out with flustered cheeks, “Dastard youth, deceptive day… I hate what I did, I wanna take it away!”

“You hate it?” Confused Etna, “no you don’t.”

“I do!”

“Well—!” A boy swept across their pathway, one taking privileges with Rina’s virgin nether regions as he twirled around her flesh twice, sliding his hand around her waist in the process, “hello my white mage.”

It was him again.

Rina glanced at Etna terrified, her heart in her throat, “I can’t Etna…” She frantically shook her head, “I can’t go along with it—”

Etna nudge her, “explore dammit!”

She turned back to her suitor. A hotness struck her thence, and all spacetime had slowed to the clime of a second ticking each tick into an eternity. Her brain was canceled, with nothing but memories of yesterday flushing through her hot head, turning white thoughts into red, for a girl of her age and holy stature had yet to tread that forest of another sex, and thus almost immediately did thoughts and things and thoughts of foreign flavors splash upon that mental tongue, causing the one in her mouth to mumble and dismantle.

“Rina…”

“Hm?” Snapped she out of hypnosis, “y-yes?”

“Do you like Pokemon?” Said he for the third time.

“Huh, Pokemon?” Surprised Rina, “Uh, y-yea,” said she as all one hundred and so-and-so Pokemon flashed through her brain, “b-but not as much as I use to.”

The boy winked at Etna, “That’s a shame,” whelped he, gently fondling her hand, “cause I’d like to peek-at-chu all night.”

Leodie grimaced. Not just because it was the worst pick-up line he had ever heard, but because he himself made that up. How Steph got a hold of it was beyond him.