I definiately write fanfics better then originals so here is my newest one! KYMAN! So beautiful... I'm going to write in a chatroom style because I don't want to describe how they yelled and crap and it's easier this way. But each scene is mark on whether it is in a chatroom or just real like. Now here it is:) Enjoy!
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<<Online Chatroom: Sunday - 10pm>>
K: Cartman, I'm not making any deals with you.
C: Keehl... It's easy.
K: My name is not Keehl, fat ass!
C: I'm not fat, you fucking Jew!
K: Don't make fun of me being a Jew!
C: Anyways. The deal is simple. Whoever loses has to listen to the winner for the entire day.
K: So what is this deal anyways?
C: Whoever confesses first loses.
K: Who are we confessing to exactly?
C: Do you accept the deal?
K: Sure. So who is it?
C: Each other.
K: Wait, what?
C: Keehl. I know you were watching me just last week during the Sex Ed class. You were drooling.
K: I wasn't looking at you!
C: Then who were you looking at?
K: It's none of your business!
C: I know you're in love with me.
K: I'm not in love with you!
-Kyle logged off-
C: Just accept it, Keehl...
-Cartman The Best logged off-
<<South Park High School: Monday - 7:30am>>
Stan: Kyle?
Kyle: Yes?
Kenny: Mmmm mmh mmmh mm? (What are you wearing?)
Stan: We get that it's hot outside for once but really? Short shorts and a tight shirt?
Kyle: I made a bet with Cartman.
Kenny: Mmmp mmn mm mm. (Guessing you lost.)
Kyle: I did not lose! He has to listen to me for the day if I win.
Stan: You want to win that bad?
Kyle: I lost the money to buy Ike's birthday present so I'll force Cartman to give me the money so I can buy his gift.
Stan: He's here...
Kyle: If I act weird, just remember about the bet. *walks to Cartman*
Kenny: mm mmrr mm mmn mmf. (They are so in love.)
Stan: You can say that again.
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Kyle: Hey Cartman~
Cartman: Keehl... What are you wearing?
Kyle: You don't like my new outfit? *pouts cutely*
Cartman: *sits down quietly*
Kyle: *sits on his lap* Cartman~?
Cartman: Y-yes?
Kyle: Do you like my outfit~?
Cartman: *quietly looks away*
Kyle: *rolls eyes and grinds a little*
Cartman: K-Keehl...?!
Kyle: Yes?
Cartman: Come with me.
Kyle: Uh... S-Sure...
Cartman: *pulls Kyle out into the hallway, taking him into a janitor's closet, locking the door behind them*
Kyle: Umm... Did you have to lock the door?
Cartman: You look very attractive today, Keehl.
Kyle: *blushes* R-Really?
Cartman: *nods*
Kyle: Well... uh... We should head back to class...
Cartman: *pushes Kyle's back against the wall, cornering him*
Kyle: Wh-What are you doing...?!
Cartman: *kisses Kyle, grinding*
Kyle: *pulls out of kiss, biting lip* St-stop...
Cartman: You don't want me to stop. We both know that. *kisses down his neck*
Kyle: Aaahhhnnnn~~ *blushes bright red*
Cartman: To think a Jew could make such noises~
Kyle: St-stop it... fat ass... *panting*
Cartman: *kisses down his neck, slipping a hand down the back of his shorts*
Kyle: *doesn't realize where Cartman's hand is* Nn~...
Cartman: *finds Kyle's entrance, slipping a finger all the way in*
Kyle: *eyes widen in fear, tears are the brim of falling*
Cartman: *slowly leaves just the tip of the finger in as another hand goes up Kyle's shirt*
Kyle: S-STOP! *slaps Cartman across the face, slowly sliding down the wall after pushing his hands away*
Cartman: K-Keehl... *steps foward*
Kyle: G-GET AWAY FROM ME! *knocks mop over at Cartman, crying in a ball*
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Oh no! What will happen? Please vote if you liked this chapter and comment on what other pairings I should write about and in case I haven't seen the show or read the webcomic, include what the characters are from:) Thanks for reading and stay tuned for more!
