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Mmmmm...whyyyyyy...? Sorry Jason. I love you and all, but I'm gonna have to go with my brother on this one.
Percy: *bragging and skipping around like a five year old* Ha! She chose meeeeeeeee
Jason: ...
Jason: Really, Kait?
Me: ...
Me: Sorry Jason.
Jason: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Me: *whispering to Jason* Shhhh. It gives him a sense of self confidence.
Percy: *trips*
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Greeeeeeek
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Okay, this isn't even a question. Solangelo, of course.
Will: Thank you!
Nico: Yeah! Gods, people ship me with everyone. Soon I'll end up like Jason, who's got people shipping them with inanimate objects.
Jason: Wait, what?!
Me: ...
Will: ...
Nico: ...
Percy and Piper: *trying to casually slip Brason t-shirts into the nearest trash can*
Me: Sorry Jason. This is your reality.
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Head Counselor
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Calypso.
...
Sorry, Rachel.
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Grrr.
All of the above.
I mean, come on. Leo died for Calypso. Percy fell into Tartarus for Annabeth.
You can't make me choose.
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Again, all of the above. You can't make me choose.
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Blue food. Because it is real. And no one can tell us kids of Poseidon differently. And if you happen to work up the nerve, we might just have to take Medusa's head and...well, you get the idea.
Nico: I thought you were my friend, Kait...
Me: Aghh. Asdfghjkl. What...no... I just meant that I'd choose....over... aghhh ughhhh...
Nico: Smh
Me: I'm not saying that I dislike it...
Nico: Tsk tsk tsk
Me: But Nico-
Nico: I'm disappointed in you, Kaitlyn.
Me: Asdfghjkl. Agh. I just...ughhh. Next question.
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If you really think about it, they're basically the same. So Festus Argo II.
