At the Halloween feast in Hogwarts, Ron was eating some juicy, delicious chicken. It was so good.
"If chicken was a human, I would marry it!" he said.
"YAY SENPAI NOTICED ME LET'S GET MARRIED!" Chicken said.
"Okay."
Ron and Chicken kissed. They had an egg-themed wedding with chicken poop cake and had 145677432367732468743439439467877665443444556778754433567544323455657656244262442394394394624426244239445789996543 babies THE END.
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Drapple, Chickron, and Ludding
FanfictionOne-shots for the three best ships in the HP fandom!!! Draco×Apple Ron×Chicken Luna×Pudding THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE NO HATE