This fat ass nigga walked up to me. I can tell he was good cause he smelled like fried chicken. He said to me "Yo baby dick I heard you feeling sad." All I heard was "Nigga Nigga Nigga NIGGA." I just smiled like a fag and said "yea." He pulled his thong over his fat blubber and I got a hard on. I knew it wasn't like any other one. But damn this nigga gets me nice. I started throwing singles at him. He said in his deep nigga voice "Damn JB!" As I was about to throw more the cops came rushing in. I got up and they told me to freeze.
