The cops took a shot cause my swag said I could make it. I got shot in my ass. But it didn't hurt I'm used to the pain in my ass. The fat black nigga jumped in the way and his blubber took the shots and saved my life. His last words were "J...JB.. You g..got a tiny ass wang.." Then he died. I jumped in my car and looked in the mirror. "Maybe I do have a baby wang.. And maybe, I can't get help" I said to myself. My back window gets shot up at and I took off and grabbed my phone. I called one of my ghetto niggas and said "I need a place to come man, getting shot up." My nigga replied "Nigga you got a baby dick." I said "Ight cool I be over in a sec bra." I reached for my gun in my glove box. I pulled out a dildo. I looked at it and it brought so many good memories up. I teared a bit and nodded. I threw it
out the window and it hits a cop car and spins and crashes.
