Sad Wattpad Reality: The First Story

What happens when people write a New Story on Wattpad

This book is going to be so good it's going to get heaps of reads! This is the best new book to come on Wattpad! I'm going to be an author! This book is going to be amazing!

(Clicks on New Story)

What am I going to write?

Argggggh I can't think of anything! (Silently cries in the corner)

Starts looking around the room for inspiration

Continues looking

Still thinking

Can't think of anything! I'm going check out Wattpad!

Notices how much reads people get. (Gets jealous)

Wants to write again

Realises they are not bothered to write a whole story

Decides to write a short story

Or a poem

Grabs a packet of chips

Lies back on chair

Fingers ready to type

Eyes turn to packet of chips

Starts shoving chips in the mouth

Washes hands after eating the packet of chips

Starts to write again

Tired

Sleeps

Dreams of a brand new story. (Light bulb moment)

Starts writing their heart out

This is going to be the best story ever!

Clicks publish in excitement

I forgot to choose categories

What category should I choose?

Nooooooo! My story relates to 6 of those categories.

Closes eyes and points at a category (selects that)

Closes eyes and points at the second category and realises it's the same as the 1st

In frustration just picks 2 different categories

Clicks save and publish

Votes on their own story

Realises the book needs a cover

Searches google

Finds the perfect picture

Realises the picture doesn't fit the wattpad cover

Gets annoyed

Becomes an artist or uses pic college.

Uploads cover

Tired

Goes to sleep

Wakes up excitedly goes on Wattpad

(Clicks my profile)

One read and one vote

(Gets happy) someone has read my book!

Until you realises the one read and vote was yourself

Disappointment

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