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Ciel Phantomhive

I'm going to get all the nice things out of the way. Ciel is very adorable appearance wise, but not so much personality wise. This character can be seen in a good, caring, or cute light and I can appreciate the fact that those times are rare and that's it. Ciel is a babyback bitch who can't do shit without Sebastian's bitchass and is the Queen's bitch. He gets his ass  kidnapped about 4 times in season 1 alone. He's plot armor is so fucking thicc af. He could have and should have died in episode 4, when Madam Red tried to kill him, but No because plot. Throughout all of season 2, is when this little wanker pissed me off the most. When Sebastian told his bitchass that it was Alois that had killed his parents, it for real pissed me off.

He didn't even think about the fact that Alois is just one month older than him. HE WAS GETTING RAPED WHILE YO FAMILY AND HOUSE WAS GETTING BURNED, but in the story he told Ciel, he was with his father. SO HOW DO YOU GET "BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN" FROM "WITH MY FATHER"?! BABEH BOI DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YO ASS UNTIL HE BECAME EARL! Alois was even telling him dat someone burned up his whole village and that Ciel was getting played by Sebastian, but NO, DAT SMOL ASS DYKE WANTED TO KILL MEH BOI. Alois can't even read or Write, no one taught him how. I feel like if Ciel had just asked Alois about it, he would have learned that it couldn't have been him and they would have probably became friends. He didn't do that and I bet he couldn't grow the balls to do that. He always thinks of himself being mature and shit, but if he was mature, he would have asked.

Also, this is a smol note for me, but even though I do ship Ciel with Alois and in my fangirling mind, whenever he was around Alois, he was just being a tsundere. A bitching dyke of a tsundere, I never and will never like him for what he's done. I will probably also make more chapters about what I don't like about dis fool.

Bye~❤