I was attacked by multiple smol children today.
I was talking to one about a worm and she said "they're gross" so i responded with "yeah they're disgusting" and then she yelled "YOU'RE DISGUSTING" and chucked a bucket of water at me. Now im soaking wet. Another one pushed me off the playground and called me an 'emotionless runt' which i was fine with, then my friend, sam started calling me "green hooded commie" which im also used to.
But it got better because a smol child by the name of brooklyn kept giving me hugs and saying i was the best jr councilor there, so yeah thx m8
