Logan walks by and spots Jake crying like a little girl who just got her little girl booty raped. "Hey brother I mean, loser, WTF is wrong with you. You look like you just got kicked in the balls and got a straw shoved up your ass." "Its none of your business Logan why don't you go suck ricegum's dick or spmething!!" Jake screams. Logan shrugs and walks out of the house. Then a car came by and ran him over but Jake didn't care. No one did. Jake continues crying and not because he shoved nick's cock in his mouth but because he has no more money and those 15 bucks were his last hope. After some time Tessa walks by and spots Jake crying. "Hey jake." She says "Lol hi tessa" Jake says and stopps crying because Tessa is his gay crush and it would be like super embarrassing if your crush saw you crying. "We can no longer be fuck buddies!" Tessa said "but why?" Jake asked as his smile faded away to pure depression "because I just fucked your mom. So I guess that makes me your step dad," Tessa explained. Jake raised his perfect eyebrow in confusion. "But you're a girl." Tessa laughed "well, I put on too much of my boy's cologne and i actually turned into a boy lol so u know what that means." Tessa said smirking afterwards as she takes the belt off from her skinny jeans and raises to the air. "I heard you dropped out of college to work on a shitty Disney show! So on your knees, YOU BOUT TO GET A WOOP'IN!" Tessa ordered as she pointed to the spot on the ground beneath her feet. Jake frowned as tears began to flow down his face like a fuck'n waterfall. He got on his knees and raised his butt right in the air and Tessa began smacking his ass like a kinky gay guy. "Oh yeah! You like dat huh??" Tessa laughed and continued to smack his ass so hard the bruises that were being formed turned purple in the matter of seconds "IF YOU DIDN'T DROP OF OUT OF COLLEGE NONE OF THIS WOULD OF HAPPENED BOIII!!" Tessa laughed and Jake cried. About 13 smacks from the belt later and Tessa got bored, so she threw the belt out the window and it landed on a fangirl's face killing her instantly. Tessa left to go to the bathroom. Leaving Jake Paul in tears
