*aye. I don't know these niqqa's names, okay.
3 hours later Jake goes down stairs to watch tv but the Martinez twins were watching their Mexican soap operas and Jake went up to them and threw the control at the television which broke the screen in half "aye man wat the fuqq?" Martinez twin #1 in his thick Mexican accent "they were just about to fuqq!'' Martinez twin #2 complains "yEAH I know!" Jake laughs like the douche he was "which is why I broke the television! There is no swearing in this house and no pornos. this is a friendly fucking house you stupid bitches!!" Jake yells. Then Anthony runs into the living room and starts to slap the shit out of Jake "aye man wat the fuqq?" Jake complains after Anthony stops slapping him. "You said no swearing and no pornos!" Anthony yelled "which means I have to stop watching my homosexual gang bang gay fuck secks butt secks kinky skinny white niggas pussy drop ass drop grope smoke pope grind on the D fanfiction fickfiction porn i find on nickjr.com." Anthony whines and it made Jake laugh evilly "haahahahahahHagagagahhagagahagHahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah!" He said "get out!" Then he points at the door and Anthony starts crying. He was gonna miss Tessa but most importantly, his porn stash. He then slid on over to the exit door. But just then Erika walks in holding papers in which, once she approached Jake, she shoved into his face "aye wtf is dis?" Jake asked holding them and trying to read the small text "our divorce papers!" Erika said with a hint of anger in her voice "Nick told me everything you...you fag!!!" Erika said and then she started to cry with her 30 layers of mascara running down her face "why don't you leave the house! My new boyfriend's coming over and I don't want him to see you!!" Erika said as she pointed to the door and signaled Anthony to get his ass over here. Jake furrowed his brows in anger and turned his hands into fists "Who is this niqqa you speak of?" After he said that a skinny Asian with designer $420.69 clothes walked in and he looked familiar. Way way familiar. Then Jake gasped when the Asian went up to Erika and began to make out with her. "RICEGUM??!?!" Jake screams. Rice took his tounge out of Erika's throat and looked up at Jake with those cold eyes of his "that's right jakey, first i steal yo girl Alissa and shove my 2 inch ding dong in her when you weren't looking. And now I got Erika!" Ricecum laughed "now gtfo of here before I call the cops to take your ass out of here." Jake then felt his eyes burn and tears fall down his face. A fangirl walks in and hands him a tissue box. Jake snatches the box, takes a tissue out and rubs his eyes then shoves it down her throat. After the girl falls down and dies from blood loss Jake walks out of the house and into the sunset.
