It's been a week since Matsuyo and Matsuzo left the sextuplets, and it has been an utter disaster.
The house was reeked with fish after the Matsuno brothers asked Totoko to help clean the house. Unfortunately after thinking she was done cleaning, there was more garbage making her rage with annoyance.
"ARGHHH! HEY YOU STUPID NEETS!", Totoko yelled, punching the sextuplets with her tuna. "I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO HELP CLEAN THIS DAMN HOUSE, BUT FOR SOME REASON MORE GARBAGE KEEPS APPEARING! WHO IS IT COMING FROM?!"
The Matsuno brothers gave her a confused expression trying to not make eye contact with her.
Totoko slammed her fish to the ground making a splash, "THAT'S IT! I'M NOT HELPING YOU USELESS NEETS!", storming out.
Making meals three times a day for six people was harder. Especially for three NEETS who didn't really need to worry about cooking because of their mom.
"HEY! WHY THE HELL AM I THE ONLY ONE COOKING! I KNOW A FEW OF YOU CAN COOK!", Karamatsu complained throwing the fry pan to the floor, pointing at Choromatsu and Todomatsu.
"Ehhhhhhhhhh?", Todomatsu whined looking up from his phone. "But I cooked last week! What about Chorofappyski-nii-san ?"
"CHOROFAPPYSKI MY BUTT! I'M THE ONLY ONE CLEANING THIS WHOLE DAMN HOUSE!", his brother argued back from the hallway, vacuuming. "WHERE THE HELL IS ICHIMATSU AND OSOMATSU-NII-SAN? DIDN'T THEY PROMISE TO VACUUM THIS TIME?!"
"Ah.. Ichimatsu went to take a dump," Karamatsu murmured crossing his arms, sweat forming on his head. "And I think Osomatsu-nii-san went out to play Pachinko.."
"Damn it! Those bastards are going to pay!"
"What about Jyushimatsu?"
"He said he was going to be outside."
"Ahh.. at least he could of help clean the house! I'm getting tired of this stench!", Todomatsu grumbled, looking outside from the window to find Jyushimatsu. "AHHHHHHHHH! JYUSHIMATSU! STOP!" Totty screamed, running outside.
"Eh?", Choromatsu and Karamatsu confused, looking out at the window seeing Jyushimatsu trying to throw away their couch but luckily Todomatsu stopping him. "AHHHHHHH!", they ran outside.
"JYUSHIMATSU! OH MY JYUSHIMATSU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO OUR COUCH JYUSHIMATSU?!", Karamatsu panicked.
"Eh heh! I'm tired of this smell! It deserves to not be alive!!", Jyushimatsu replied with a sense of murder trailing each word, eyes red from the stress. "HOME..", Jyushimatsu started, pushing away from his brothers. "RUNNN!" He pushed the couch causing it to splash in the river.
"JYUSHIMATSU!!!", the brothers screamed.
Back in the house...
The toilet flushed, as the bathroom door opened. Ichimatsu came out stretching his back. "That felt good", he thought. He suddenly heard his brothers screaming to stop. He ran outside to see Todomatsu, Choromatsu, Jyushimatsu and Karamatsu in the river getting... their couch?! "OI! What happened!?"
"ICHIMATSU! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!", Choromatsu yelled pulling the couch to the cement.
"ICHIMATSU-NII-SAN! HURRY UP! AHHH!", Todomats shrieked when the water splashed on his clothes. "JYUSHIMATSU-NII-SAN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Ichimatsu quickly went to go help his brothers.
By the time the couch was pulled out, the sun was already setting. The five Matsuno brothers laying down on the cement, trying to catch their breathes.
"O-OI!! Why are you guys on the floor?! And what's with our couch!"
Choromatsu saw Osomatsu running towards them hands empty, showing that he lost all their money from Pachinko.
"ARGGGGHHH! THAT'S IT! I CAN'T HANDLE LIVING WIH YOU PEOPLE!", Choromatsu shouted. Standing up, he stormed off inside declaring he was calling mom.
"WHAT?! Ichimatsu bring the couch inside!", Osomatsu gasped running after his younger brother. "Fappymatsu, wait! Think about it. This is our only chance to prove mom we're not useless sons! It's better not to call her!"
"Shut up! I don't want to hear that from someone who lost all of our money because of Pachinko!", Choromatsu spat out, dialing their mothers phone number.
"Urk my feelings!"
"Hello? This is Matsuyo Matsuno."
"Mom it's Choromatsu."
"Oh. It's you.", Matsuyo sighed. "Alright. What do you want?"
"We've been living alone for a week and the house is a-",Choromatsu stopped. He needed to use his words wisely. Osomatsu was right, he shouldn't have called. One wrong step and 'useless NEETS' is going to be imprinted in their mom's mind! "Everything is OK here! Me and Karamatsu been switc-"
Matsuyo sighed again, making him freeze cold sweat dripping down his face. "I know that your lying Choromatsu. Just tell me the truth."
"Damn it Fappyski! Give me the phone!", Osomatsu whispered taking the phone. "Mom," he grinned, rubbing his nose with his index finger. "The house is ruined."
"HA I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU!"
Osomatsu heard his father in the background.
"Hah... of course. It be a waste of money coming back home after A WEEK in a one year vacation, so I'm going to hire a housekeeper, just for you NEETS. I'll call you back when I'm done and tell you when they're coming, so please just try and not make any more disasters in the house.", the call ended.
Osomatsu dropped the phone, in shock.
"What? What did she say?", Choromatsu asked nudging his brother.
"WE-WE'RE GETTING A HOUSEKEEPER!"
A/N: Hey there!!! Looks like I did update soon!! And this time with a longer chapter?! Whoah! Well anyway see you soon!
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Challenging a Sextuplet's Love! (Osomatsu-San/Hurt!Reader)
FanfictionY/N had thought Matsuyo Matsuno would be giving her a job to take care of her house and her six 'children' while she was at her one year vacation with her husband. Instead she finds six adult sextuplets in the Matsuno household! What should she do...
