Konoha High

Chapter 1

Shin's POV

I smirked as I walked down the stairs, heading for class 4B. I am now the new science teacher.

Just as I walked through the door, everyone stared. I grabbed the lab coat to my right and shrugged it on, walking to my desk and facing my new class.

"The name is Uzumaki Shin. I shall be your new teacher. Names now." I stated as I wrote my name on the white board behind my desk. I looked at the computer on my desk, opening it and searching for the register.

"Aburame Shino." I called out, smirking at him.

"Here Sensei."

"Akimichi Choji."

"Here!"

"No eating in class." I hissed at him, causing him to put away the chips he was eating.

"Lee Rock."

"Youth!!!"

"Haruno Sakura."

"Here!!" The screechy voice made me wince. She had long pink hair and a sluts outfit.

"Miss Haruno." I drawled. "When you come into my class, please wear proper clothes or get the hell out."

A few people snickered as the girl went bright red in anger.

"Hyuuga Hinata."

"H-Here.." I smiled at her, getting her to go bright red.

"Hyuuga Neji."

"Here."

"Inuzuka Kiba."

"Yo."

"I do not take 'Yo'. Replacr your words or I'll do it for you."

"Here Sensei..."

"Nara Shikamaru."

"What a-"

"You finish that sentense, you come back to clean the lab." He looked terrified.

"Here Uzumaki-Sama!"

I smirked, showing my teeth.

"Subaku Gaara?"

"Here."

"Subak-"

I was cut off by an annoying girl.

"Sensei! Why are you teaching? Your our age, if not younger!" She screamed. I scowled, tugging my glasses out of my pocket. I needed glasses because I was blind as a bat at times.

"Well.... Miss Turmeinu?" I called out, standing up and walking around my desk. I leaned on it and glared through my glasses.

"I am what you call a child genuis. I finished my school in a year, each one of them. So, my godmother let me take up a job here. As your superior. And I am infact 18, two years older than you all."

She backed down, glaring at me. I scoffed, pushing my glasses back onto my face then grabbed my computer.

"Subaku Kankuro."

"Here Sensei."

"Subaku Temari."

"Sensei."

I raised an eyebrow at that.

"Uchiha Sasuke."

"Here."

This one made me smirk.

"Uzumaki Naruto."

"Rawrs."

I grinned at him as he waved, smiling brightly.

"Yamanaka Ino."

"Ohayo Sensei!"

"And... Tenten."

"I do not have a last name so they threw me at the back." She explained, as I raised an eyebrow.

I stood up, dropping my computer behind me, and grabbed a piece of paper behind me.

"Making an explosive compnent huh?" I drawled, smirking. "Uzumaki!"

"Yeah?" He shouted back, standing to attention.

"Cionide, the blue power to the right and Floride. Gonna bomb this place to high heaven!" I cackled.

"Everyone get a partner then get a beaker full of water, heat proof mat, bunsen burner and then sit down."

Everyone partnered up apart from the shy Hyuuga girl, who looked lost and slightly scared. I walked over to her and leaded her to the desk near me, setting her down.

"You work with me," I commanded as she squeaked, nodding. "Any music suggestions?"

"D-Dirty mind... by 3OH!3..." She squeaked out as her face went bright red in embarrassment.

I smirked and set the music up, swinging round to face to face as the kids.

"Watch carefully."

I filled the beaker with water, setting the bunsen burner up and put it onto the heat proof mat. I put the beaker above the bunsen burner and grabbed the Cionide, grinning like a mad woman.

"Watch and learn Hyuuga." I cackled as I chucked the Cionide in, then grabbed the blue power Naruto gave me.

Sprinkling some in, I grabbed the Floride. Naruto gulped and slowly slid down, getting odd looks. I threw the Floride in, stiring it slowly.

Soon the color went purple and fizzed, bubbles lifted up and twisted around quickly.

"GET DOWN!" Naruto barked as everyone quickly did so, just in time cause it exploded.

I cackled as everyone was covered in purple powder, including the entire class.

Time-Skip

I walked into the canteen, scanning my eyes around before heading for the food line. I stood behind a tall kid with blue hair, crossing my arms.

"Shin-Chan!" Someone yelled before someone launched at me, hugging my right side of my body.

"Tobi." I nodded to the brother of Obito, the poor kid had mental problems.

"Ohayo Shin-San." Obito greeted as he walked over, smiling at me. I saw him around the campus before I went to Tsunade's office but didn't say hello.

I nodded to him before turning back to the line, grabbing a box which had chicken nuggets in. Thats the shit.