(warning: look behind you) (is there a wall there? if so you may continue reading, otherwise shut up.)
Georgia's mother sat next to pheobe. They looked into each others eyes. "I'm so sorry phebes." "no Georgia's mother, I'm sorry" " no really this was all my fault, if only i had payed more attention. we would have known god and satan were the same cupcake. We would have avoided this tragic feud. " "well, i truly feel like it was my fault. You can't be blamed for your blind devotion." "My blind devotion?! are you calling me stupid" "Of course i'm not calling you stupid! Are you implying that i think your stupid?!" "don't you turn this around on me! Now I see what you're true purpose is here. You really are a satanic worshiper of evil" " that may be so, but at least i'm not a lawful evil paragon of good. at least my alignment is not directly opposite of my "lord". " " i am not lawful evil! I'm lawful good!!!" " I call bs." "what!" "well for starters you throw holy water at your daughter." "how dare You!!" "you kill/destroy everything that YOU think is evil." " HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!" georgias mother roared. Then they sprung at each other.
A raging battle ensued and....
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dances with (not) wolves
Randomi cant even tell you. just read it. hopefully its amusing. P.S its not really supposed to be good...its... you'll get it.