dances with (not) wolves

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ok so that happened
 georgia had decided to give up her career in sumo wrestling and go with something more practical. she went up stairs to look in the papers for jobs that would suit her talents(because wrestling is definately not talenty enough) .on her way up the stairs she found her sister in her usual place beside the dead cat attempting to pry the cookies from its stimm claws. she wondered why mother wasnt there stopping her. It didnt so much matter to her but her but it was definately an anomaly. so she set off to the office that had just magically appered and searched for jobs in her area. "lets se....birth mother...no im not in the giver thats stupid....prostitute...not the prostitutes......  elephant zebra colaborator....what does that even mean(no seriously)....oragami master.....why would anyone want to buy apaper turtle when they can bay a plastic turltle or a sand turtle or a REAL turtle god..." DO NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED FROM JOB SEARCHING!!!!!" ( why on earth ground her from job searching?????)  "oh well" georgia then heard sudden banging that she supposed had been going on for quite some time. i suppose that why mother is not defending her doughter from the dead. She went down stairs to find her mother taking a sludge hammer to the kitchen sink... and the stove ...and the microwave....and ...well everything actually, everything from the ceiling and walls to the forks and knives. "what on earth are you doing mom?"

"i am cleasing our house of the alien technology not bestowed on us by GOD(so reverently you almost want to fall down laghing)."

"would you mind explaining that....Please ...or actually dont because..."

"wel you see, a religeous leader ( more like cult) who spoke to someone who spoke to someone who spoke to someone who was on fox news ,which is obviously the most reliable news(not), said.... that the sun revolves around the earth which is what causes ghosts to be real. and the ghosts spoke to obama and converted him to muslum before he was president and hes really an alian from the clan of yaba daba dooo and rides on a giant purple metal dinosaurs. so The plot was to fake going to the moon and disguising obama as the president of the time to say it was real and then using that fake thing to transfer all of   the alien product to earth and the things they brought were kitchen apliences and so because it was not bestowed upon us by god it s evil and satinic plot to spill oil and prove eviloution a correct thing and..."

"nevermind"

i commend you for getting this far. take a break and come back when your ready. o and please leave comments, im curious as to wether this story is wierd and irritating enough yet :)