where's the meat

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by 1d-dreams

by 1d-dreams

"Alright boys we're going to the beach, omgz yay!" I cheered clapping my hands.

"Sew start getting ready and stuff, kay."

I went in2 me room and I opened up my suitcase. A giant ass roach crawled out of it on2 my bed.

"Woah!!! Awesome sauce a roach!!!!" I said excitedly.

I changed in2 my bikini. It was rough and silver colored. Lolz I made it myself out of tin foil.

I put on me hat and grabbed my bag and my phone.

"Are u guys ready, or nah?"

"Stfu u little shit," Harry hit me with the beach ball omgz he's so sweet.

We got on2 the golf cart and they drove us to the beach entrance.

"Yayz time to get eaten by sharks, c'mon guys!" I cheered running.

I accidentally tripped over some little kids sand castle and landed in the sand coolio.

The sand found its way in2 me mouth and my eyes and is started to choke while blinking rapidly.

"Srry kid, lemme help," I shoveled back some of the sand and patted it. It looked like the pizza I puked up yesterday lmao!

Suddenly, the boys started running towards the water and they trampled over me.

Me back was bleeding and stuff, "lol at least harry didn't run me over again!1!!1"

I lied down on the chair near the shore and put on me sunscreen.

I'm not going in2 the water I just wanna sunbathe and turn in2 a orange.

"Hey, babe why don't you come in the water?" Harry called out.

"Um hella nah, Harry. I'm trying to find my inner orange!" I yelled.

"O okay."

I shut my eyes and relaxed.

Suddenly, my eyes snapped open.

I smelt the smell of meat cooking. I quickly stood up, searching for meat bc yumzzz!

Suddenly I realized that my flesh was burning and my arm already caught on fire lmao coolio.

Then, my entire body caught on fire.

"OMG!!! GUYS IM ON FIRE!!!!" I screamed.

Suddenly, I passed out lolz prob dead.

A/N: Oooo cliffhanger!! Sorry for the wait, new chapter up tomorrow! Keep dropping those votes and comments! Thank you for all the support! :)