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Friends? Did you really just ask me that? What do you think the answer is?

But your question isn't completely ineffective. There are...certain people. I can put them up to a task and they can deliver.

But a word like "friends". It sits on my tongue like an annoying insect. No, friendships are useless. As I said before, acquaintances can prove to be much more satisfying. However, friendships are draining- you end up putting actual emotion into the setting and it all gets so complicated.

Why have friends when you can have fans? You see, while most of you were running of making "friendships" I was actually doing something useful. I made myself rise above the typical student population. Now I'm like some kind of celebrity to these idiots. They adore me and it's intriguing to see their fear yet respect when they see me.

You know this much about me. Comical how this will turn out. But for now you can be my acquaintance. Join me, and you wouldn't need friends.

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