Eric Singer X Tommy Thayer

Tommy's calming down song

Tommy is now 9 months (p.s. the chapter is vulgar) pregnant. He woke up in an airplane with Eric and Paul and Gene. He felt a sharp pain in his stomach. "Eric, I've gone into labour" Tommy screamed in pain. He woke up Paul and Gene too. "You're in labour?" Gene asked. Tommy nodded, a pain in his face, as if he were gonna cry. "Eric, my water broke" Tommy screamed. He started to push. They had no idea what hole it was coming out of, his dick or his asshole. Tommy took a wild guess. "My butt is where I think it is going to come out of my stomach" Tommy guessed. Eric looked down there. Tommy pushed again, this time with more force. "It hurts so much" Tommy cried. "I know baby boy" Eric said, trying to console Tommy. Tommy didn't buy it. He pushed, hoping it was out. "You're almost there Tom Tom, you can do it." Eric said.  "I love you, I believe in you, do it for us." While Eric was talking, a beautiful baby girl was born. "One more baby, Tommy" the doctor said. Tommy pushed again. "The baby boy is smaller, so it should be much easier to push out the baby." The doctor said. "One more push Tommy Thayer." Tommy pushed for the last time. A beautiful baby boy was born. Eric held him, while Tommy held the baby girl. "We have to name them" Eric said. "I'll name the boy off of the baby names list". Tommy took out the baby girl names list. He looked. "She looks like a Mackenzie." Tommy said. "He looks like a Brandon."Eric said. Eric got on one knee. "Tommy Thayer, will you marry me" Eric proposed. "OMG yes Eric, a million yesses." Tommy replied. Brandon started to cry. "He needs to be fed" Eric said. "Breastfeed him and his sister." Tommy held them both to his breast, one at a time. The door opened, Paul and Gene walked through the airplane's hospital. "OMG Tommy, you pushed 2 babies out of your penis." Paul said. "Actually, my ass." Tommy said. "Who are the kids." Gene asked. "Mackenzie and Brandon" Eric said. They gurgled and cried when Ace walked through the room, 6 months pregnant and due in 3 months, on this day. He was carrying around their cousin. "Listen, Ace is actually my brother" Tommy said.