Eric Singer X Tommy Thayer

a little complication

Tommy wasn't too particularly happy. Not that Eric actually meant nothing to him, he just wanted a little alone time over playtime. He was steaming mad about Gene's antics. He left a note on Gene's door.

Dear Mr Evil,

Have I told you lately how much I love your pointless ears?

I am writing to you to ask for an extension on my coursework. As you know, I've always had a very rough attitude towards deadlines. However, something unexpected happened.

My husband and I were in my dungeon enjoying some fake onions when a mocking blue bottle came barging in brandishing a pair of water bombs.

It looked at me with rancid eyes. I stared at its fiery face. When it started snuggling, I knew it meant business.

I made a dive for my coursework but the mocking blue bottle decided to hug my foot and then run off singing to sleep. I was taken aback.

So shocked was I, that I didn't realise that the mocking blue bottle had grabbed my coursework until much later.

That evening, I was kissing my son on the forehead when I suddenly noticed that my coursework was missing. I searched high and low, I even looked in women's handbags.

Eventually, I reached the obvious conclusion - the mocking blue bottle had taken my coursework to feed to its tasteless daughter.

Thank you or being understanding and allowing me more time to complete my tasteless coursework.

Thanks
Tommy

Still gene didn't buy it.

Another note:
Dear Very Best Friend,

First let me say I respect you so very much.

I am sorry and I hope that you will see my point of view.

I am sorry for forgetting about an important date.

Please know that I was running late and felt pressured.

I am feeling that I can be a better person going forward.

I really hope that you will agree we can move past this.

I promise to remember all important dates in future.

My final thoughts in closing are I hope you will excuse me for turning in late coursework in the near or distant future.

Love, Your Super Lucky Mate, Tommy.

Then he got into a heated argument with Eric

Dear Eric,

I just want to start by saying that I am so sorry that I said you didn't mean anything to me. It was absolutely unacceptable, and I didn’t mean to do it at all. I was angry because of Gene, but that was no reason to act the way I did.

I really believe that if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, we can work through this. I understand that right now, you’re too angry to talk to me, but when I think of all the happy times we’ve had together it makes me so sad to think of us fighting over this.

Remember when we had the twins? Or when we met? Even though we’re having trouble right now, I know we’re strong enough to get through this together.

I love you more than anyone else in this world, and I just want to find a way to make this right with you. I’m so sorry, and I’m looking forward to working this out with you.

With love,

Tommy

He wrote to Eric