This morning I stepped out the shower and the bathroom was fine. white walls, white tiles,sink and counter with toothpaste all over it. Three out of four of the bulbs on the mirror was still good.100w,clear bulb blinking bright in the small white room. Like always I was late so I skipped shaving. She liked it when I didn't shave anyway. I was thinking about doing maybe mutton shop, she should get a kick out of that. I passed the mirror and noticed I was grinning. I didn't even know I was grinning. I'm in the bathroom to night before bed. there's something wrong with the lights. All three are on again but they glow kind of brown and you they dont really light up the rest of the room. I should get more light bulbs from the kitchen. I mean I should but I'm busy.The day was s***. she shut the apartment door on me. You think that would wipe the stupid grinning from this morning but I came back to the bathroom and in the mirror my face was still doing it. If I touch my face it doesn't feel like I'm grinning but there it is in the mirror. In the brown light its hard to make out but have you ever counted how many teeth show when you smile. I lean in close 1234. I didn't know my mouth was so wide. 9 10 11. I can't do mutton shops after all, when my lips are up to my ears. It still dont feel like a grin but I keep counting for curiosity. 36 37 38