❝So, what are the first signs of love?❞
❝Well, one of them is when your heart starts beating uncontrollably in front of the person you admire dearly and deeply.❞
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In which Chris Evans is...
WhatsApp Group Chat 'The Golden Trio' with Stan and Mackie
Mackie we got it
Stan we really did it this time and you're gonna love us for it
Evans what did you do exactly
Stan we
Mackie got
Stan you
Mackie the
Stan perfect
Mackie date
Stan date
Mackie damn it seabass
Stan i'm sorry it slipped!!!
Evans no no not another date come on guys, i just went on one and it was horrible you know why? because my date didn't show up ha ha ha ha
Mackie oh come on captain small ass we really think you're gonna like this girl and you can forget about that girl who stood you up, pal
Stan we even took the liberty to do a wiki search on her a thorough wiki search
Evans why are you guys like this
Mackie hey i'm pretty sure a lot of people do this i mean, it's not like we know this girl personally
Evans no i'm pretty sure they don't and did you guys seriously believe everything they said on the internet? you know how unreliable those sources are.
Stan well not everything i mean i don't believe she's 5'10"
Mackie she looks more like a 5'8"
Evans why are we even having this conversation
Stan come on chris just give it a shot she doesn't look too bad y'know and she's in the same industry as us
Evans you do know that that actually makes things a little harder, right? what with the media and all, as well as our conflicting schedules? let's just say this mystery girl and i do end up liking each other, what if it doesn't work out? i'm pretty sure she has tons of projects.
Mackie stop being such a downer will you even downey isn't that much of a downer and his surname even rhymes with the word 'downer' HA GET IT downer downey or downey the downer
Stan oh god mackie please stop i still don't understand how we ended up being friends with you when all you do is come up with puns that aren't even funny
Evans ^
Mackie stop hurting me you little ungrateful shits i'm the best thing that's ever happened to the both of you
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DIS ME @ Y'ALL ^
Stan ok i'd hate to admit this but i honestly laughed out loud at that picture
Evans same ^ okay, so who's the girl?
Mackie AH SEE YOU ARE INTERESTED AFTER ALL well, we'll try to get her to go on a blind date with you
Evans i'm curious, not interested. there's a difference. and how in the world are the two of you supposed to contact her or her friends when you don't even know her personally?
Mackie tinder of course
Stan mackie, that's not how tinder works
Mackie then plan b: we'll contact her manager
Evans oh for god's sake please don't do something as embarrassing as that please, for the love of god i'm begging you
Mackie relax, christopher we'll get you the best date there ever is seabass and i have our ways ;)
Evans i'm not exactly excited for this date
Stan come on now don't be such a downer
Mackie ^^^^ LIKE DOWNEY
Stan mackie i stg i'll kick you out of this group chat if you make another joke like that again
Evans i second that ^
Mackie stop being mean to me i'm smol
--- a/n; soooo are naomi and chris finally going on that blind date? let me know what you think!! 😉
