Great Novel

Once upon a time there was a snake called Morgan. One very sunny, hot day an innocent little child was sitting on the bank of a river, eating her very well deserved Pocky. Her name was Erin.

The slithery, sneaky little snake slithered up to Erin and stole her Pocky! But the small snake could not take the sun and heat and started to shrivel up. It frantically squeaked,

"ANY TIPS FOR COOLING DOWN?!"

Erin wisely responded with, "Water! WaTeRs ThE bEsT! I love water, my parents love water, my brother loves water, EvErYoNe LoVeS wAtEr!!!"

So the small snake gratefully slithered towards the river, drying up more with every second. But Erin, remembering her beautiful Pocky, grabbed Morgan and threw her onto the road.

Erin laughed as the snake slowly fried. She got into the conveniently placed bus to get more Pocky. In the snake's last few seconds of life, Erin hit her with a bus, laughing while eating the delicious Pocky.

END.