Our Lovely(?) Comapnies

Meeting

"Alright guys! The meeting can now begin!" JYP said excitedly. "And this time, let's actually solve a problem and not create more, okay?"
The only response was a slight hum from Big Hit.
"I think we need to talk about the treatment of our idols," a low voice said, while glaring at Pledis and SM. The glare was returned from those two.
"At least I make more than 1 band every 8 years, YG," SM hissed. Pledis only rolled her brown eyes.
"Well I mean, we could just be nicer to our idols and not overwork them too much," Starship suggested, actually trying to keep the meeting going. YG smiled a little at Starship's effort. JYP agreed and so did SM. Whether or not SM can actually treat his idols like humans is unknown, but at least he's trying. Pledis nodded her head, and smiled. She liked that idea, probably because her boyfriend suggested it. Meanwhile they never noticed that Big Hit had managed to fall asleep. Well, he won't be sleeping for long though, as SM managed to irritate Pledis.
"Get your filthy hands off me, you bitch," Pledis growled at SM. In case you're wondering what he did, he gave Pledis a hug. The older pulled his hands away in shock.
"I did not raise you to call me that!"
"First off, you're 14 years older than me, so you couldn't have raised me. Secondly, if you did raise me, it would explain why I'm so bad at management," Pledis snapped back angrily. In the back JYP yelled "Hey look, it's the battle of the two shitty companies!"
"Well at least I can debut my groups and keep them out there! Unlike you and your 'precious' Nu'est," SM yelled. All the arguing woke up Big Hit. The now awoken company walked over to JYP, YG, and Starship.
"Hey I fell asleep and just woke up. Why does Pledis look like she's going to strangle SM?" Big Hit asked, truly confused. JYP began to explain what happened. Starship went over to calm down his girlfriend and prevent her from stabbing the oldest (and richest) company.  While all this happened, YG was doing a head count, because it looked like someone was missing. And he was right.
"Guys, where the hell is Woollim?" he asked.
"Probably sleeping," JYP answered casually. She was sort of correct. Woollim just got out of her bed.

At Woollim's house:
*beep beep*
Woollim groaned in annoyance as her phone's alarm rang and interrupted her sleep. She began to feel around her nightstand to find the device and shut it up. When she couldn't feel it, she actually opened her eyes to look for it. Her eyes immediately found the phone. She picked it up and checked the time.
12:30 p.m
"Oh shit!  I'm late!" Woollim swore as she bolted out of her bed. She ran into the bathroom, took what had to be the world's fastest shower, brushed her teeth in less than a minute, and changed out of her pajamas. Her outfit showed that she was in a rush. A neon green hoody and grey sweatpants. She really didn't care. But then came makeup. She had to put on makeup. So she grabbed her stash for when she was late. The makeup was easy to apply and impossible to mess up on. It took less than 6 minutes. As soon as she was finished, she grabbed her purse, keys, and a protein bar. She ran outside, locked her door, and jumped into her car. The engine roared to life. Woollim then began the most dangerous drive ever. She was a good 40 miles above the speed limit, almost hit 3 cars, nearly ran into a flamingo and a man in his briefs chasing after the bird, and almost crashed into a daycare center. Yet the cops didn't come after her, which was a miracle. When she got to the building the meeting was held in (a tiny room above a Chinese food place. So professional), she practically flew up the stairs and into the meeting room.

Back to the meeting:
The room had pretty much been demolished. Starship stopped the argument between Pledis and SM, but then JYP had a great idea of playing a game with everyone. That never ends well. The companies had somehow managed to break the projector board, shattered a window, and send random papers and other trinkets flying into the air. All while playing Monopoly. The real question we should be asking is, "why did they break out Monopoly in the middle of a meeting?" Who knows? Their game was interrupted by the door creaking open. All the companies turned to look at who had walked in and saw Woollim with her neon green hoody and messy hair.
"Girl, you hot mess," JYP said like a sassy teenager who was trying a little too hard to become one of those High School Musical characters. Woollim gave her the middle finger, but then apologized for her 'rude behavior'. The meeting then continued like every other meeting they had. Which wasn't anything good. Just a whole bunch of arguing and sarcastic comments. But this meeting was a lot better. Because no one got some severe injury from Pledis (happens nearly every meeting) and no one tried to escape. So I guess we could call this meeting a successful one. The meeting ended with one final game of Monopoly and another window shattering. Good going guys.