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R
Would you kill me if I bought a Yoongj sweater?

L
I wouldn't kill you but I would freeze you like in ice to preserve your body and unfreeze you after years so you can miss bts' comeback in September and when they all get enlisted for the military so you will die from sheer sadness and pain

R
Okay. Imma go buy a Jimin one and while I'm at it, I'll buy a new friend

L
Dude friends are hella expensive to buy. I mean you cost me fifty per 2 weeks

R
Y tf do i talk to you??? I fuckn hate you bushhhhh

L
Woooow!! Calm down!! Are your moods trying out for the boxing team bc they're awfully good at swinging???

R
IMmA brEaK daT UgLy aSs noSe oF yoUrS

L
Dayyyyyymmmmmm!!!! Y so harsh? Jk my nose is ugly af XD

R
NO IT AINT!!! Stop screwing up my roasts with your self hatred. Jk love you you a beaut. Kay bye imma write some more aight?

L
Wtf XD By bushhhh

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