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"Shucks" is pretty gay
How many straight people do you know that say shucks?
Tell me honestly.
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Today's gay topic is GIRLS AND BOYS:
Girls: it's hard to tell if some Girls are lesbians unless they just dike it out and let you know.
Tbh I'm gayer with my girl friends than my "girlfriends"
But it so not like that for guys they touch the same object and it's like
"Sorry mate no homo"
Girls are like
"OH MY GOD JESSICA I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF MY BOOBS GOT ANYBIGGER"
And *proceed to feel each others boobs*
Yes men we do that
Yes I can be topless and still carry on a conversation
Yes, we are all sacred witches of the same cult that are blood bound.
I have seen this crazy shit first hand calm yourselves it's like, SHIT ALL HOMO HAS BEEN LET LOOSE MAYDAY WE GOT A 2319 WE NEED EMERGENCY OPERATORS THIS MAN IS SHOWING EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF HOMO.
(ha reference)
Homo my ass.
Without homo how would the the straight/ cis/ males in this world survive smh
