700 fucking people read about me ranting about gay things and shit. You people actually read this? This is my 3 am 5 cups of coffee shit right here you know fuck me tenderly bullshit and you actually read this and comment on things
Sooooo
HERE WE GO
CHRISTMAS
FUCKING CHRISTMAS WHERE DO I START:
YOU DONT GET GAYER THAN CHRISTMAS
"DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL "
RAINBOW LIGHTS
I WANNA SHOVE SOME CANDY CANES IN MY A-
Thought in my head
"That's a bit much don't you think"
NOPE, SHOVE EM UO THERE
DECORATE A TREE HOW MUCH GAYER CAN YOU POSSIBLY GET THAN CHRISTMAS IF YOU FIND A WAY TO BE GAYER THAN JESUSES BIRTHDAY YOU MY DEAR ARE THE GAYEST OF GAY GAYNESS
THANK YOU AND MERRY GAYMAS
