Ben was an average guy, but his face was that of the heavens. His nose was as round as my left testicle and the shine on his teeth was as dim as my blackness. His chin was split into two ass cheeks, Randall and Valerie. Puss even came from between them at times.
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He starts his day with a nice stroke of the cock to show his masculinity to his boyfriend Carl. Then after his supreme ejaculation, the kitchen calls for him to anally penetrate its insides. The Bread Is Never Safe! As he stepped towards the bread pan to grab his daily slice, he felt a sharp stinging sensation in his lower leg, only to find that he had been stung by his sentient centipede, Pedey, who happened to be wearing a parka. "Where is my food mortal?" Said a frustrated Pedey. "I put it in your bowl already now leave me alone I'm hungry", said Ben lazily. As he continues with his usual morning routine, something peculiar happens. He hears a loud crash outside and is left stunned momentarily at the sudden realization that he forgot to park his Charizard from the last time he went to the store. Then, with a quick flick-of-the-wrist, and a dab (ay) of peanut buttery proportions, he grabbed his keys, put on his newspaper robe and headed outside to confront his other boyfriend; Carl however, didn't have quite the morning Ben had despite being in the same house. In fact, it was quite a bit... different.
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Story of Qukazoo Village
DiversosIn a world where multiple worlds exist in the Milky Way, Ben & Jeff must fight for survival, or meet their doom.
