01: CHILDREN

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children are so cute i swear.

they trip then cry i swear their tears are so adorable.

OK SO I OBVIOUSLY DON'T HATE CHILDREN

i mean yea sure if you raise them right they're great but if ya don't they shall end up aS A BITCH or me

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i mean yea sure if you raise them right they're great but if ya don't they shall end up aS A BITCH or me

like *HAVING A NORMAL, TOTALLY NON ANGRY CONVERSATION WITH A MALE HETERSEXUALING IT UP*

"So what time do we go home, George Wilson Gilbert Ala Casa de Mi Lato?" I ask the floating, bearded man but was interrupted by a fifth grader that looks like she got hit by a boat repeatedly

"OH WE GO HOME AT NIGHT!" SAYS STUPID CHILD THAT ISNT EVEN A PART OF THE CONVERSATION ARROGANTLY AS SHE THINKS SHES COOLER AS SHE ROLLS HER EYES AT SOMEONE WHO IS FIVE YEARS OLDER

like yes i find that "Im older than you so i have the right to be an asshole and you will kiss my ass since you came outta that vagina way too late to be respected" bullshit as well.

BUT LIKE HONEY SWEETIE COCKROACH

DO I KNOW U

DO I EVEN TALK TO U

what gives u the right

so obviously im not petty so i didn't respond

so obviously im not petty so i didn't respond

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LMFAO NAH I SHUT HER UP BY hUMILIATING HER

sigh

i love kids and their disrespectful tendencies and the way their comebacks are so weak i humiliate them by making them cry

they are so cute 😍😍

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 17, 2017 ⏰

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