Author: currently trying best
Interviewer: what sets you apart from other candidates?
Me: *sweats* uh
-Meowsha
Fire prick: HELP HOW DO YOU SAY FUCK YOU IN THE FRIENDLIEST WAY POSSIBLE
Kyoka: you're hopeless
Ojiro: ,,,why do you even want to do that?
Fire prick: IM GOING OVER TO DEKU'S HOUSE CUZ HE WANTED MEET TO ME SO WE COULD GET ICE CREAM TOGETHER
Fire prick: and kirishima said I can't violently say fuck you to greet his mom
Ojiro: then don't curse at his mom,
Fire prick: therefore, I have to say that in the friendliest manner I can
Ojiro: ...
Kyoka: HAHAHA U STUPID LOL THE POINT IS NOT THE WAY YOU SPEAK BUT WHAT YOU SAY.
Tsuyu: i can't believe your social skills are so poor, Bakugo kun
Tsuyu: I'm a frog and I know how to properly interact with people.
Fire prick: I FEEL INSULATED
Fire prick: I MEAN INSULTED
Ojiro: LMAO THE EXPLOSION BOY IS INSULATED
Kyoka: we're safe!!!!
Fire prick: S HUT UP. I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU. I MEANT INSULTED
Sero: havn't you already been insulted before
Sero: many times
Fire prick: RRGGGHHHH SHUT UP
Kyoka: I'm pretty sure he's embarrassed by is hiding it wih anger lolol
Pure bean: hi kacchan!! What's wrong? You'll be here soon, right?
Fire prick: YEAH OF COURSE I AM
Fast Dad: *sobbing* midoriya kun is so pure
Iida changed Midoriya's nickname to Purest.
Purest: See you soon Kacchan!!
steam blanket: Mm yes midoriya is really pure
Kaminari: 'mm yes'
meme reporter: don't imagine todoroki licking his lips lol
Kyoka: y'all male fujoshis
Fire prick: FUCK OFF TWO FACE also HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NICELY SAY FUCK YOU
Ojiro: just,,,, dont say it!
Fire prick: OKAY BUT WHAG ABOUT TO DEKU HOW DO I SAY FUCK YOU TO HIM AS FRIENDLY AS POSSIBLE
meme reporter: lmao just fuck him
Fire prick: what
meme reporter: You know, 'fuck you', so you...fuck him, eh?