Fire prick: water?
Fire prick: you mean raw soda?
meme reporter: I thought you'd be more well-informed
Frog mom: I CNAT BELIEVE YOU DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WATER IS. HOW COULD YOU TREAT WATER LIKE THIS. SODA IS THE CANCER OF THE H2O FAMILY. WATER IS THE BIRTHPOD OF ALL LIFE ON EARTH. SODA INVOLVES CARDON DIOXIDE, A DANGEROUS GAS, DISSOLVED INTO PURE, LIFE GIVING WATER. HOW DARE YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL CREATURE.
Sero: lmao tsuyu, the frog mother, is finally triggered and is typing in caps
Frosty yellow ice: Water is Tsuyu san's second home!
Purple perv: wet
Yaoyorozu: NO. GO AWAY.
Purest: so, do you want the cola flavoured shaved ice?
Fire prick: OEI. MY TREAT IS YOURS AND YOURS ONLY.
Frosty yellow ice: but cola flavouring is a lie bc uh,,um THAT'S WHAT THE CHOCOLATE FLAVOURING WANTS YOU TO THINK
Purest: chocolate;; shaved ice?
Frosty yellow ice: um the chocolate flavourig was really mad that everyone thot he was poop flavouring so he invented real poop flavour disguised it as cola flavouring so that when everyone knew the truth about the cola flavouring they would be mad at the cola flavour and not the chocolate flavour
meme reporter: AMAZING I'LL WRITE IT UP IN THE NEWSLETTER AS YOUR ENTRY IN THE 'ON THE SPOT STORIES' SEXTION
meme reporter: SORRY *SECTION
Kyoka: damn girl
Fire prick: this story is full of shit.
Sero: OMG BAKUGO NO.
Purest: so,,,,,,,, you don't want the shaved ice and will never trust lemonade and cola flavouring again,,,,
Frosty yellow ice: yes. And i will always buy chocolate flavour to applaude his ploy.
Ojiro: we spent twenty minutes discussing yellow ice desserts and poop flavouring and drama between artificial flavouring.
Kyoka: Correct.
Fast Dad: WHAT HUSUSKSQK WHY ARE AL OF YOU ONLINE GO TO SLEEP IT'S ALMOST 1AM STOP MESSING UP YOIR SLEEP SCHEDULE YAOYOROZU SAN I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE THEM SLEEP I EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU.
Yaoyorozu: haha sorry
Frog mom: iida then why are you awake
Fast Dad: I
Kyoka: lmao he's gone
Kyoka: Bakugone.
Fire prick: hhhgrr lay it off
Sero: Im leabung bye
meme reporter: leabung
Frog mom: leabung
Kyoka: leabung
Sero: SHUT UP AND BYE
Ojiro: lmao he's leabung
4.56 am
bird guy: lol Sero
