Neko Akatsuki x Reader

Odd Looks and Weird Craves (Short Chapter)

     You hummed quietly as you and the Akatsuki members made their trip to the nearest town. Hidan was quite annoyed with Deidara's singing, as well as Sasori.

     "Cat! I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!"

      Kisame laughed as Itachi chuckled when the blonde got to a certain point in the song.

      "I say sexy things to myself when I'm, dancing!"

     "Does that mean you try to seduce your hand?" The quirky (hair colour) head female replied.

      "Ooohhh nice one bitch!"

      "Thanks, Hidan." You said proudly, despite being called a bitch.

      "You realise you just called her beautiful, right, Hidan?" Itachi inquired. Hidan's cheeks now had a bright pink tint. "I called her a bitch you crow! Bitch is nothing near beautiful!"

      Itachi smirked slightly. "What you called her is a female dog, Hidan. Canines bark up trees, and trees are apart of nature. Nature is quite beautiful." He retorted. The Uchiha smiled towards you and gave you a quick wink as he walked.

      Hidan, on the other hand, flattened his ears against his head and tucked his tail between his legs, spouting curses from his mouth. Meanwhile, Pein was sniffing the air. "I smell fish coming from somewhere nearby.

      The others smelt it as well and quickly started wandering the area around them. You sighed quietly and licked the back of your hand before rubbing it on your ear. "Imbeciles! Look where we are at!"

      Everyone's heads shot towards you before looking around. You and the Akatsuki were already in some kind of village, and guess what? There were fish products everywhere. Including shops, toys, food, games, you name it!

     "Come on Sharkfish!" Deidara snapped at Kisame before grabbing his hand and dragging him off somewhere towards the booths. Sasori licked his wooden lips and went off by himself. Itachi and Kakuzu took you away for a meal. Konan and Pein had a mini date? Zetsu awkwardly stood there, before spotting a bug on the ground. He immediately started chasing the poor thing. Hidan mewled and ran off towards a market. (I hope I didn't forget anyone)

     Oh boy, this village is going to be raided by the adorable and harmless Akatsuki....