Neko Akatsuki x Reader

Unexpected Outcome

     It was the morning now, the events of yesterday long forgotten. You didn't expect a peaceful morning, of course not! Oh, but this morning was the worse of all. It was one scream after the other.

     "AAAHH! DEIDARA WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" Shouted Kisame.

     "I DIDN'T DO A THING UN!" Deidara yelled back.

     "ITACHI! RELEASE YOUR GENJUTSU!" Snapped Kakuzu.

     "I did not cast a Genjutsu. Why are you blaming me?" Itachi retorted.

     For a moment, you didn't hear Pein or Konan yell. At least they were more civilised people.

     "ZETSU!!"

     "But I didn't do a thing... You idiots! Why would it be us of all people!?"

     "Could it have been Y/n?" A hushed whisper spoke. They knew full well if they ticked you off, they'd get a taste of what you had in store.

     "I doubt she'd do such a thing," Sasori spoke.

     "WELL WHO THE FUCK WAS IT?!" Hidan snapped.

     There was a long silence before...

     "TOBIIIIIII!!!!"

     "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

     "NO!! TOBI IS A BAD BOY! DAMNIT TOBI!"

     You sighed as you rolled out of bed. You felt somewhat lighter, and a tad bit quicker than usual. 'Maybe it is just my imagination,' you thought to yourself.

     You headed into your bathroom and brushed your teeth, which were oddly pointed. When you went to brush your hair, you looked to the mirror and let out a loud scream. You had fluffy (ear colour) cat ears instead of your human ones. You looked behind you and noticed your (tail colour) tail swaying gracefully behind you.

     "WHY AM I PART CAT?!"

     "I am guessing that Y/n has found out as well," Pein said softly. You quickly got dressed and threw on your Akatsuki cloak. Your tail still sadly poked out from under it. You blushed lightly and headed out to where the rest of the members are.

     Everyone watched with an annoyed look as you came out from the hall. Tobi was currently stuck inside the far wall and was struggling to get out. You sighed, "it was probably the candy from last night."

     They all agreed and sighed sadly.

     "Sasori my man, is your tail wooden or covered in fur like the rest of us, hmm?"

     Sasori hissed at Deidara and flicked his tail. It made the sound a wooden contraption makes but was still blessed with soft red fur.

     "What do you think brat? Nya!" Sasori's eyes widened instantly at his new speech impediment. "Nya?!"

     Deidara began laughing at Sasori, "Pfft! Sasori, what's up with your new impediment nya?" The blondes' eyes also widened and he instantly shut his mouth. 

     You laughed as well, "Deidara! It looks like your 'un' was replaced with 'nya'! Nya!" Your ears perked up before flattening against your head in embarrassment. "And so it looks like the mighty Y/n isn't so mighty, nya." Kisame purred. 

     You growled at the catfish. "I am still mighty, nya! I'll show you!" You hissed before pouncing on Kisame. You raised your hand -which now had sharp claws- and brought them right across his head, which trimmed multiple locks of his hair. 

     Kisame mewled and hid behind Itachi, who in turn shot him an annoyed glare. 

     Pein eventually spoke up, looking at each member as he did so, "so does anyone here have a plan on how we can turn back to normal? I wish not to be the Cat God when I make peace to this world."

     "And I don't want to be a Cat Angel!" Konan added. Everyone else added their reasons of not wanting to be half cat.

     "I don't want to look fucking stupid as I sacrifice bitches to Jashin, nya!"

     "Nya... I don't want to tear my money with these sharp claws."

     "I don't want to explain to my foolish brother what happened once we fight... nya."

     "We are already half plant... Nya! We don't want to be any other thing!"

     "I don't want to be a catfish, and eat my species. My poor friends, nya!

     "I want my un back nya!"

     "Tobi thinks everyone looks cute as fluff balls!"

      Everyone turned and glared at Tobi who had gotten out of the wall. You, Konan, Pein, and Itachi stood your ground as everyone else charged at Tobi, doing Justus, Taijutsu, and explosions. 

     You sighed and jumped in, dragging Tobi from the fight moments later.

     "Tobi, did you know beforehand that those candies were poisoned?" You asked, trying your best not to punch him square in the face. 

     "Tobi wanted a kitten but Y/n-Sama didn't get Tobi a kitten so Tobi did all this!" He squeaked out, jumping up and down and clapping his hands.

     You deadpanned and grumbled before glaring at him. You kept silent after doing so, having no words for the neko man-child.  Your temptation gave in and you reeled back your fist before colliding it with Tobi's face, er, mask -which cracked it in the process-. 

     "BUT TOBI IS A GOOD BOY Y/N-SAMA!!" 

      You huffed and rolled your eyes while he quickly ran off to get his spare lollipop mask in his room before anyone got a glimpse of what he looked like. 

      Suddenly, there was a scream from the kitchen, "WE HAVE NO FISH OR TUNA!!" 

     You noticed Kisame was gone, so he was probably in the kitchen. You were only surprised though, for he was a shark, which was a species of fish. I'm sure Kisame wouldn't want to eat his own sea brothers, but he was a part cat now, and cats love fish. 

     Kakuzu held a few hundred bucks in his hands before shouting, "TO THE STORE!"

      Wait, Kakuzu? Wanting to spend his own money? Surprising!

      Nonetheless, everyone tucked in their tails in their pants, took off their Akatsuki clothes and put on hats. You did so too. 

     3...

     2...

     1...

     BANG! Aaaannnd there goes the entrance rock to the hideout as everyone began a stampede to the nearest town. 

    Oh, that poor bug that was trampled under their feet as they left... its' son must be in so much pein right now... 

     (totally didn't do anything there)