M cone: what's the hot gossip diddy?
Me: well.... Iggys mad at Diggy because diggys bootys more biggy and iggys bootys twiggy. So iggy called her friend siggy and said that she's going to get impligys.
M cone: what's impigys
Me: implants, silly!
M come: that's happened to me once but at the end of the story a burned the bish to death, put her ashes in a trash bag, and threw them into a lake.
Me: noice.
