Mother: I found something in your room. Can you guess what I found?
M cone: oh gosh did you find my dead body
Mom: no, wait what?
M cone: oh no was it me jar of Ben
Mom: what's Ben?
M cone: was it my collection of shined fish?
Mom: wtf!
M cone: wait! Was it my can of Mexico.
Mom: IT WAS A PREGNANCY TEST! I FOUND A PREGNANCY TEST!
M cone: oh ya. That's siggys.
Mom: who's siggy?
M cone : the male cat the lives in our front yard.
Mom: Wait, how did you get the male cat to take a pregnancy test and why is it positive
M cone: idk. Stop asking me obvious questions. Oh, and btw I'm pregnant.
