A day with Curious George?! Seriously?!

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Dare suggested by: mandybrain1716

Dare: "I dare Kazuya to spend a day with...Curious George."

Kazuya: What the hec- WHY?!?

Cutiekitten: Look, I dunno. It was a dare, okay? Gawd. Get with the program.
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Heihachi: Here, my...s-son...I have a present for you :3

Kazuya: Seriously? You, of all people, gave me a present? I don't trust you. Also, I don't like you.

Heihachi:....

Kazuya:....

Heihachi: HERE, TAKE IT!! *Throws gift box at Kazuya* Good-bye.... Loser. *walks away*

Lars: There is a note attached to it :0

"Dear Kazuya,
This is the second animal you remind me of. I would've gave you the first animal you remind me of (a dog), but that would be too nice. Sooo, here, take this monkey I totally didn't steal from some random tall guy.

From, Heihachi :3

P.S.- I did steal it from some random tall guy >:3

Lars:...Wow, what a nice letter. *opens gift box* Oh..meh gawd...

Slim Bob: That monkey is so adorable :D

Kazuya: If you like it, then keep it. I don't want that thing.

Lars:....

Slim Bob:....

Kazuya:....

Lars: Nah, I'm good.

Slim Bob: Yeah, it's your monkey, not ours. Besides, he said he stole it from some random tall guy...YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?

Lars: That this monkey is curious Geor-

Kazuya: JUST BECAUSE HE STOLE IT FROM A RANDOM TALL GUY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S CURIOUS GEORGE. For all we know, he could've stole this monkey from a hobo.

Lars:....Or the man in the yellow hat.

Slim Bob: Exactly. What hobo has a monkey this cute? Nobody.

Lars: Anyways, you can hang out with C.G for now. Slim Jim and I are gonna gooo.....to a dance club :3

Lars/Slim Bob: *slowly walks away*

Kazuya:.... Great. Now I'm stuck with y- where'd it go?

***At le park***

Cutiekitten: RUUUNNN!!!

Zafina: *crawls really fast 0-0* I SEE YOU, MY BABIES!!

Amar'e: Omg, that woman is creepy!! *gasp*

Jin: It's a monkey :D *picks up C.G* Aww- AAAAAHHH!! I FORGOT ABOUT ZAFINA, RUUUNN!!! *drops C.G*

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