Muffin Life

Written out of boredom so I/we decided to write this. This was supposed to be a silly story so please don't be meanies with your comments but if you don't like it don't read it! Simple as that!

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Sitting on the tray waiting to be eaten. I really don't want to be eaten, but it's life so I have to deal with it. It's the muffin's circle of life. We get eaten and then come out the other end, probably the same colour. Never mind what I just said I probably lost your muffin appetite. Oh well!

Why are we so delicious? DAMMIT!Don't you just hate it when people just stare at you and lick their lips? Don't stare at us muffins it's rude, we have feelings. RESPECT! We've got the chocolate chips to prove it!

I love the oven. It's so warm, cozy and toasty, you would want to stay in there till you burn. Yes! I would rather be burnt then eaten. I don't want to go into that death trap of a stomach, it's all slimy and sticky so I've been told. I haven't told you my name, have I? It's a MUFFIN! You fool. What did you think it would be POTATO!? Pshhh as if.

"Psst"

"What?"

" Do you want to make a run for it?"

"What? What the hell? Are you stupid?! We don't even have legs how are we suppose to run?"

"I don't know, JUMP!"

"Alright then, let's go"

"Really?"

"NO you muffin turd (That's his name) if you want to go then go, I'm staying"

"But we're freshly baked muffins. Humans will always come for freshly baked!"

"We were made to be eaten by them, no matter how much I want to run like the wind, I CAN'T!!

"Fine! Stay, but I'm going!"

Muffin turd jumps off the tray and lands on the ground only to be stepped on none other then HUMANS!

''Muffin Turd, are you alive?"

"W-What do you think?"

"Calm your chocolate chips turd, I was just asking"

"I-I'm squashed"

"No sh*t Sherlock, what did you expect?"

"I expected t-to be freeee"

"Well guess what turd, you aren't and now you're squashed, that's what you should have expected"

"That's all you have to say wh-"

"Shhh the sweepers are coming"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Byeeeeee!"

"HELP!! YOU WERE RIGHT I SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE TRAY"

"Damn right I was!"

"Come with me"

"NO!"

"WHY?"

"A muffin is made from love to be eaten"

The man comes with the sweeper and throws muffin turd into the bin.

"But then again to be made just to be eaten is a worthless muffin life"

It happened so fast one moment I was staring at muffin turd and the next I was in the hands of a female human, heading straight towards her revolting mouth!

What has this woman been eating?

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Well, it's the END of this shizz...

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE MUFFIN LIFE!! ^-^